Artisianal

An all natural ass or asshole of particularly fine quality.

Damn son, did you see that broad's backend? It was damn near artisianal!!

by infosystir January 16, 2017

dickscape

When visiting a large sculpture, building, or structure of some sort you take a picture while positioning yourself where your dick in comparison looks the same size or larger.

I've collected dickscapes of myself around the world, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, CN Tower, and even the Burj Khalifa.

by infosystir March 15, 2016