dickonection 

The degrees of separation between two people when considering their sexual partners.

Well Todd, since I fucked Jeremy, Jeremy fucked Alyssa, and you fucked Alyssa as well, we have a dickonection of 3.

dickonection by Jockstrap101 June 17, 2024

dickrections 

when your dick gives you directions

i often get lost when i follow my dickrections!

dickrections by sweet-tart February 14, 2015

Dickspection

Noun:

a thorough examination of a man's groin area by a dickspector after manscaping. Must include a deep throating to ensure all hair is lain bare so no tickling from hairs will occur and includes the scrotum and taint.

Babe, I just showered and I'm ready for my dickspection.

Dickspection by Bitsy&Gunnar4Ever August 24, 2023

error dicktection 

1) The subtle art of penis inspection.

2) When performing innocent error dictection exercises but you have something else on the brain.

"After class, I think we should go work on some error dicktection."

error dicktection by Salpacino2200 April 15, 2009