Dickonvert

Dickonverting is the act of a straight man converting a lesbian to straighthood with his penis.

Horndog: "Man, that lesbian is so hot. Too bad I can't have her."
Pro: "Now you can."
Horndog: "How?"
Pro: "I dickonverted her."

by DaffyGKH June 7, 2013

Dickover

What you get the morning after sucking dick all night... like a hangover

" Hey, a beer cures a hangover. I wonder if more dick sucking would cure Gilda's dickover."

by Jennni June 10, 2018

Dickvertising

When you're seeing someone and they still tell people they're single.

"interesting, your Facebook status still says "single"...you must be dickvertising"

dick

by Bluegutsoup March 20, 2010

DaConvertible

The state DaBaby is gonna leave you in if you fuck with him.

"I will turn a nigga into DaConvertible"

by MetroBoominMakeItBoom😩✋🏿 April 9, 2021

dickover

What you have when you wake up after sucking dick all night

Marco: "Gilda, Let's go out for breakfast!"

Gilda: "oh honey, i dont feel up to it. I have a serious dickover this morning."

by Jennni January 11, 2019

dickovery

Discovered Dick

I just had a dickovery

by BeelSS October 23, 2018

dickover

A fucking dumbass. Thats everything you need to know.

God dammit Dickover! Why are you such a dumbass!

by Jew0 March 14, 2018