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Semen. From a human. Male. So named because of its similarity to mayonnaise, a common condiment, and its utensil of origin, the dick.
Last night's wank-a-thon left on the table stains of dickonnaise spread everywhere, an unpleasant task awaited for the butler.
by tha Trollfather July 01, 2018
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