dickonnaise 

Semen. From a human. Male. So named because of its similarity to mayonnaise, a common condiment, and its utensil of origin, the dick.

Last night's wank-a-thon left on the table stains of dickonnaise spread everywhere, an unpleasant task awaited for the butler.

dickonnaise by tha Trollfather July 1, 2018

dickonnoisseur 

A connoisseur of dick.

One could say that Jenna Jameson is a dickonnoisseur.

dickonnoisseur by Dickonnoisseur July 17, 2009

dijonnaise 

1. (noun) mustard and mayo in the same bottle, produced by American corporation Best Foods

2. (verb) to ejaculate

1. Bro, my hot dog is lacking, pass me that dijonnaise.

2. Bitch, I'ma dijonnaise on yo face!

dijonnaise by bayareaconductors-weruntrain June 9, 2009