mellor

Mellor. A goldfish eyed, ape like creature, with a rather large stomach and opinion of himself. He tends to work in the art environment, but what he does outside of this is unknown to the world. Unmarried and on the loose, the Mellor is something to avoid in your life. Unfortunately, some are stuck with it, in a rather sticky Mellor formula you really wouldn't want to think about!

Mellor: Are you going to do some over the holidays?
Me (or my friend! she knows! hah!): Of course I am sir!

We blatantly know that this is a lie. But the Mellor is such a simple creature that he believes the words of his 'followers'

by HayleyRoO February 14, 2008

Mellor

Mellor is also a word for an amazingly clever bird, who has lots of class and is god dam bloody gorgeous.

phwoarrrrrrrrr look at that Mellor over there

by Razzer84 August 4, 2009

Mellor

the mightiest of all!

someone who can dress as a jedi, have sex against lamp posts and still obtain greatness! the one who is able to change history and make mix CDs

he's a right mellor!, melloriffic, you've been mellored!

by melloriffic August 14, 2007

Mellor

Another word for a paedophile. Normally used frequently throughout the South west.

"That old guy is such a Mellor"

"Afro-man has been convicted for being a Mellor"

by ParisHilton876 April 28, 2008

Mellor

Someone that says they'll turn up and help but rarely does! Usually in spirit only and if they are present will always be on their phone and have to shoot off on 'urgent' matters!

"Pete will be here shortly team" Phone rings "Cancel that, he's busy so he's had to 'Mellor' us"

by Kibster20 December 6, 2019

mellor

Term used to describe emotional instability that is sometimes expressed in violence.

Stop that mellor behaviour young man!

by Optimus Paul May 24, 2007

Mellor Up

The act of scratching one's intimate areas ...be they the snatch, gootch, balls or arse crack and smelling the aforementioned fingers in order to see if washing is required. This can escalate,if it is a good vintage, to wafting said fingers in front of someone else's nose whilst shouting 'mellor up'

Hey Janet ....'mellor up'......

by Pies1957 November 3, 2020