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Dickon
DICK clue is in the name DICKon
Self centered and arrogant ! thinks very highly of himself ( i am the best porn star/rider/god/dude) in town.
would rather finger his horse all day than make friends with some actaul people !
Self centered and arrogant ! thinks very highly of himself ( i am the best porn star/rider/god/dude) in town.
would rather finger his horse all day than make friends with some actaul people !
blaa blaa blaa i have a 12" penis like my horse
i am the best "rider" in town
i love the taste of my own cock and cream !
would you to turn my Dickon ? (even though i am that much of a horny tard i am always hard)
how do u like that for size?
i am the best "rider" in town
i love the taste of my own cock and cream !
would you to turn my Dickon ? (even though i am that much of a horny tard i am always hard)
how do u like that for size?
Dickon by dickydickkkycumdrop January 2, 2011
Related Words
good dicking
Erin and Sloan: How was last night, Morgan?
Morgan: Will Cox gave me a good dicking, so you could say it went well.
Erin and Sloan: yeah Girlie!!!
Morgan: Will Cox gave me a good dicking, so you could say it went well.
Erin and Sloan: yeah Girlie!!!
good dicking by bonerpatrol456 March 6, 2016
Dickmong
Bob - "Oh did you hear about Melaine, she's such a dickmong!"
Gary - "I know right! Who on earth pays to lick Justin Bieber's asscrack?"
Gary - "I know right! Who on earth pays to lick Justin Bieber's asscrack?"
Dickmong by GingerTurdCakes October 11, 2015
Dicking Down
Dicking Down by A.C. Sativa December 30, 2013
dick on the rocks
It's when you freeze another man's cum in an ice cube tray, and you proceed to shove the nut cubes in the female . Then you dick her down right good.
dick on the rocks by Pipeman the Intruder June 18, 2016
Proper Dicking
When one does not simply get fucked or made love to. When the dicking is so suave, the dick resembles the voice of Al Green, with the badass behavior of Liam Neeson, and has the speed and stamina of Usain Bolt. Commonly used by Australians, notably in European hostels.
Friend: "Did you give that girl the old hammer last night?"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"
Friend: "Very well"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"
Friend: "Very well"
Proper Dicking by SlyDirtyDog September 4, 2013
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