dickmite 

a completely annoying person in any form

Quit fuckin around ass, ur being a dickmite.

dickmite by Fake Name January 27, 2005

dickmitized 

To be so hypnotized by (or obsessed with) a guy's dick that a girl/guy will let them do crazy things and they think nothing is wrong with it

Jill got so dickmitized by that unemployed guy who smokes pot and sleeps on the beach that she let him borrow her car for a month and he drove it into the ocean.

dickmitized by Mr. Cynical DC August 1, 2010

Dickmitt 

A dickmitt is someone who is used only as an instrument of oral sex. Typically refers to a girlfriend or female that people know is only being used for sex as she is either not brilliant or not beautiful. It is a derogatory reference or used to insult a male about his significant other.

It's strange that Mark gets so worked up when we discuss His dickmitt! It's not like he'll admit to being in a relationship with Katie!

"Where's Joel?" "oh he left to get blown by his dickmitt Lisa"

Dickmitt by TLU November 12, 2011

Dickbiter 

One who bites Dicks.

Aeoyn the dickbiter bites dicks.

Dickbiter by Charlie Darwin February 19, 2008

Dickmitized 

Definition 1: When the dick is so good, you're not able to sleep, or function without it, and you can't wait have it again...in other words a man's dick game it so good you are literally hypnotized by it.

Definition 2: A state where as a female may become attached to a male counterpart after sexual intercourse, because his pipe game is unbelievably good...ultimately leading to instant arrousal when said man is in their presence.

"Zaddy layed the pipe so good that he got me dickmitized ."

Dickmitized by Redd_bandit619 February 4, 2017

dickbite 

frostbite of the dick. It comes in three stages. Stage 1: dickcicle forms on the end of the dick causing urinary retention and eventually kidney failure. Stage 2: Blue ball. This stage quickly progresses to black ball requiring castration. Stage 3: Black dick. The final stage before dick amputation and peeing like a girl for the rest of your life.

He rode his bicycle in the snow and came down with a severe case of dickbite.

dickbite by greg9255 March 7, 2016

dickcited

Excited for dick

I can't wait to go out tonight, I'm so dickcited!

dickcited by Tizzle Bone April 18, 2017