6 definitions by Fake Name

Like a pistol or weapon that can help you out when shit gets tough.

Also, a name of a fuckin awesome guy on many games like WC3, CS, NS, and certain mmorpgs.

Fuck jap anime and Final Fantasy!!!
This ghetto bitch came to my house with a shotty. I grabbed my "equalizer" and met him outside for a shoot-out.
Equalizer pawned me into a pile of n00b shit!
by Fake Name December 07, 2004
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a completely annoying person in any form
Quit fuckin around ass, ur being a dickmite.
by Fake Name January 27, 2005
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The sanctuary for discontent customers.

Lineage 2 was an example of a good game gone to hell. The company had allowed several chinese companies to farm the game money and then sell on ebay. NC was perfectly happy since the farmers paid for 20 accounts each, but I wonder if they noticed 50% of the REAL customers left because the chinese harrassed all the americans and the GMs didnt speak english.

Thats right NCsoft, you are fuckin retarded. I bet you didnt know that all your customers didnt stop playing, they went to free shards that had more uptime and better GMs.
Guy: I am fuckin glad someone started a Lineage 2 shard!

Girl: Yeah! what the fuck were they thinking when they bill us the days the server is down for 7 days!
by Fake Name December 07, 2004
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having sex, or for you shitheads who only know slang, fucking her all the way to china town.
Dude, I went all the way with your mom last night...
by Fake Name January 20, 2004
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Ok, this is a fuckin awesome game. Even a complete idiot can see that.

Now for the idiots who had never played a mmorpg before L2, consider this:

1.NCsoft doesnt care about american customers (or anyone who speaks english).
2. NCsoft has shutdown all the decent help websites so you have to by their guide.
3. NCsoft preferrs chinese farmers over real customers (you know the botters, they guys who say "rang rang!" and then kill you and steal your items?)
4. Griefing very easy (and so I proved when i left the hindemith server)
5. They really dont care to make you happy, they want your money and they know you will pay because your a fuckin retard.

So please, just stop. Play a freeshard. More uptime and GMs who speak english
Guy 1: Haha, this GM is a fuckin retard!
Guy 2: True, but I deleveled 10 bots today.
Guy 1: No fuckin way!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I got my best character removed for it. They said I was causing them "economic problems".
by Fake Name December 07, 2004
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Finds strange pleasure in getting pawned daily by noobs. Or can he help it?
Wow! its my first day at CS! Hey look! i think thats an enemy! Nevermind hes not firing...

*Server* RedSurfer has won the longest death-streak with 53 deaths in one game.

*player* thats odd... we only had 12 rounds... He really sucks!
by Fake Name December 07, 2004
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