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dickbite 

frostbite of the dick. It comes in three stages. Stage 1: dickcicle forms on the end of the dick causing urinary retention and eventually kidney failure. Stage 2: Blue ball. This stage quickly progresses to black ball requiring castration. Stage 3: Black dick. The final stage before dick amputation and peeing like a girl for the rest of your life.
He rode his bicycle in the snow and came down with a severe case of dickbite.
dickbite by greg9255 March 7, 2016
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dickbite 

absolute moron, prick, dickweed, dumbass.
You are such a dickbite!
dickbite by Kevin S. March 31, 2004
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dickbite 

Slang term for the enemy territory map frostbite.
"Hey hawk, we just got done playing the map supplydepot, so lets play some dickbite"

"Ok pete, dickbite it is"
dickbite by Peterrrrr June 28, 2007

dickbitch 

One who displays the characteristics of both a dick and a bitch.
Every group of friends has that one cocky member with an attitude that can only be perfectly defined as a "dickbitch".

"Tony, stop taking two hits every time the pipe passes by your way, dickbitch!"
dickbitch by sdmark619 April 29, 2010

Dickbitch 

Someone who acts like a dick, but acts like a lil'bitch when someone acts like a dick towards them, basically they can dish it but can't take it.
Steve was acting like a Dick all night, but when Bobby called him out he whined like a lil'bitch. Yeah Steve's a dickbitch.
Dickbitch by JolliestRoger November 28, 2018

Dickbiter 

Aeoyn the dickbiter bites dicks.
Dickbiter by Charlie Darwin February 19, 2008
I can't wait to go out tonight, I'm so dickcited!
dickcited by Tizzle Bone April 18, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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