dickbite

frostbite of the dick. It comes in three stages. Stage 1: dickcicle forms on the end of the dick causing urinary retention and eventually kidney failure. Stage 2: Blue ball. This stage quickly progresses to black ball requiring castration. Stage 3: Black dick. The final stage before dick amputation and peeing like a girl for the rest of your life.

He rode his bicycle in the snow and came down with a severe case of dickbite.

by greg9255 December 01, 2015

dickbite

absolute moron, prick, dickweed, dumbass.

You are such a dickbite!

by Kevin S. April 01, 2004

dickbite

Slang term for the enemy territory map frostbite.

"Hey hawk, we just got done playing the map supplydepot, so lets play some dickbite"

"Ok pete, dickbite it is"

by Peterrrrr June 06, 2007

Dickbiter

One who bites Dicks.

Aeoyn the dickbiter bites dicks.

by Charlie Darwin February 20, 2008

dickbit

in or of pertaining to a piece of cock used to describe a comical segment or segue into another joke

Bill had a dickbit and he could not get enough of it and his joke sucked.

by Billthecaptaincaptain December 16, 2008