dickmire

A real dumbass.A non thinking move made by someone.

John is such a dickmire,he didn"t think that though.That was such a dickmire move you ass.

dickmire by head dickmire January 8, 2012

Dickfire 

A fire that is created when two homosexual men rub their erect penises together and the friction ignites a fire on both of their penises--a fire that burns at the temperature of "lust".

Dave and a random gay dude he met in a wayside rest shitter started playing swords in a bathroom stall and accidentaly started a dickfire.

Dickfire by Tanner Hyde December 13, 2018

dicktired 

Complete exhaustion of body, mind, and spirit after a long session of strenuous sex.

Gib wanted to go chase some hoes but I was dicktired after 15 hours with that Asian girl. I couldn’t even think about getting out of bed.

dicktired by Dickmythology December 6, 2019

Dickpire 

One who only sucks dick at night.

Dude 1-"I'm not gay! I only suck dick at night!"
Dude 2-"You are like a gay vampire.. You're such a dickpire bro!"

Dickpire by The one and only Gimpy October 11, 2017

Dickmile 

1) n. An unquantifiable distance that may or may not be equal to the distance of an actual mile in any way but describes a distance that one would have others believe to be great in length.

2) n. A long fucking way.

3) n. A unit of measurement commonly used to incite excitement and enthusiasm regarding a given distance.

4) n. A completely bullshit exaggeration of any distance or given thing.

Note:

1) Not to be used as a unit of measurement for one's penis unless you are gay and are in the sole company of another gay man or men.

2) The prefix "dick" can be used interchangeably with other nouns.

I just walked 47 fucking dickmiles in the pouring rain.

It took 12 dickhours to write this fucking paper.

Pulling a sled across a hundred acre dickfield is hard work.

I just stepped in shit with my brand new dickshoes.

Turn off the dicklight I'm trying to fucking sleep.

Tell your dickdog to stop dickbarking.

Dickmile by jwbaldy November 11, 2010

dickmite 

a completely annoying person in any form

Quit fuckin around ass, ur being a dickmite.

dickmite by Fake Name January 27, 2005

gheyster dickmore 

A person who is annoying and screws people over a lot.

See "douche" or "douche bag"

he just wouldn't shut the hell up. what a gheyster dickmore.

gheyster dickmore by Alienbob July 15, 2004