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Note:
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2) n. A long fucking way.
3) n. A unit of measurement commonly used to incite excitement and enthusiasm regarding a given distance.
4) n. A completely bullshit exaggeration of any distance or given thing.
Note:
1) Not to be used as a unit of measurement for one's penis unless you are gay and are in the sole company of another gay man or men.
2) The prefix "dick" can be used interchangeably with other nouns.
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