Dickmile

1) n. An unquantifiable distance that may or may not be equal to the distance of an actual mile in any way but describes a distance that one would have others believe to be great in length.

2) n. A long fucking way.

3) n. A unit of measurement commonly used to incite excitement and enthusiasm regarding a given distance.

4) n. A completely bullshit exaggeration of any distance or given thing.

Note:

1) Not to be used as a unit of measurement for one's penis unless you are gay and are in the sole company of another gay man or men.

2) The prefix "dick" can be used interchangeably with other nouns.

I just walked 47 fucking dickmiles in the pouring rain.

It took 12 dickhours to write this fucking paper.

Pulling a sled across a hundred acre dickfield is hard work.

I just stepped in shit with my brand new dickshoes.

Turn off the dicklight I'm trying to fucking sleep.

Tell your dickdog to stop dickbarking.

by jwbaldy November 11, 2010

dickmill

Swinging a penis around in a clockwise or counter-clockwise fashion as if it were a windmill.

He busted out the dickmill to try and seduce me.

by theodorebrogen February 25, 2011

dickmite

a completely annoying person in any form

Quit fuckin around ass, ur being a dickmite.

by Fake Name January 27, 2005

dickmilk

1. n. an idiot
2. n. someone who is ignorant of the most basic of sexual abilities.

Try harder... your fuck is shit, dickmilk!

by nekomi.net June 22, 2003

dickmiles

A.K.A. DM’s, the unit of measurement defining how many miles of penis ones partner has had laid into them throughout their history.

When choosing a life partner, it’s imperative to find a low DM or dickmiles model, this will help prevent the need for sidewalling.

by Struggling scartist January 23, 2021

butthole dickmole

Butthole Dickmole occurs when one is engaged in sexual intercourse of the anus and upon withdrawal of the penis, notices that there is a smidgen of poo on the head of his penis bearing much resemblence to a mole. If your name happens to be Spencer, you may panic in fear that your fuckbuddy might see the speck of shit which would cause severe awkwardness so you decide to ingest the mole-resembling dot of shit and then comment to your friends that it didnt even have a taste. "very bland"

Joe Shmoe: Im afraid to fuck her in the ass cuz i dont want to end up with a "Butthole Dickmole"

Spencer: Dude, all you have to do is eat it before she sees it and your golden man. besides, it doesnt even taste bad! AAA UUUUUUUU

by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008

Dick mile

A unit of measurement. It is the number of dicks that have been in a woman's pussy,sucked or taken in the ass by a queer etc. that if they were laid end to end would stretch one mile. That is all the dick they have had is measured in dick miles.

She's got seven dick miles on her.

by The Fury 13 December 1, 2010