Dick miles

A measurement of the amount of penis a female has received.

Man, you got a lemon. Stacy has a lot of dick miles on her. Did you get the warranty?

by Antikemet March 10, 2020

Dick mile

A unit of measurement. It is the number of dicks that have been in a woman's pussy,sucked or taken in the ass by a queer etc. that if they were laid end to end would stretch one mile. That is all the dick they have had is measured in dick miles.

She's got seven dick miles on her.

by The Fury 13 November 29, 2010

miles's dick

really big enormous with a flattering look always a pleasure to see it and feel it

miles's dick is enormous

by shandog May 28, 2014

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

by J.N. Growling October 10, 2010