Dickmitt 

A dickmitt is someone who is used only as an instrument of oral sex. Typically refers to a girlfriend or female that people know is only being used for sex as she is either not brilliant or not beautiful. It is a derogatory reference or used to insult a male about his significant other.

It's strange that Mark gets so worked up when we discuss His dickmitt! It's not like he'll admit to being in a relationship with Katie!

"Where's Joel?" "oh he left to get blown by his dickmitt Lisa"

Dickmitt by TLU November 12, 2011

dickmitized 

To be so hypnotized by (or obsessed with) a guy's dick that a girl/guy will let them do crazy things and they think nothing is wrong with it

Jill got so dickmitized by that unemployed guy who smokes pot and sleeps on the beach that she let him borrow her car for a month and he drove it into the ocean.

dickmitized by Mr. Cynical DC August 1, 2010

DickWitter 

Someone that is a complete dick on Twitter. This person will follow large quantities of people in order to build up their follower count, only to unfollow those people at a later time once being followed back. Therefore having a follower to follow ratio of 10:1. It gives the appearance of being more popular than they actually are. Hipster douchebags are usually the ones that practice this dick move.

This guy has 13,863 followers and only follows 127 people. He must be a DickWitter.

DickWitter by DeeZZ September 11, 2012

Dickmitized 

Definition 1: When the dick is so good, you're not able to sleep, or function without it, and you can't wait have it again...in other words a man's dick game it so good you are literally hypnotized by it.

Definition 2: A state where as a female may become attached to a male counterpart after sexual intercourse, because his pipe game is unbelievably good...ultimately leading to instant arrousal when said man is in their presence.

"Zaddy layed the pipe so good that he got me dickmitized ."

Dickmitized by Redd_bandit619 February 4, 2017

Fucktart Dickwitt 

a name given by girls that means a guy without a cock, due to his lack of understanding of the female ways.

Amy: geezzzz dillion has no fucking brain
he needs to get over it man up a bit.
Maddi: i noe his a fucktart dickwitt

Fucktart Dickwitt by Maddi And Amu March 27, 2009

dickmite 

a completely annoying person in any form

Quit fuckin around ass, ur being a dickmite.

dickmite by Fake Name January 27, 2005

dickmitten

1)n. - the female vagina.

2)n. - dave misiazek.

Dave, you dickmitten.

dickmitten by Anonymous July 1, 2003