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Dickmister 

A guy with a rather large cock. Name are about gage,lynch,or rather a dakota sometimes these dickmister are the most biggest cocks in the world. never stand in line when you hot or you'll feel a buring in your legs. These are the true cock master, and can never be gay no mader how hard you want them to be.
Yo did you hear about marry?

Yeah she woke up with her legs rips apart like a dickmister!

Must have blacked out when gage got her.

or could have been dakota.
Dickmister by 12Gman22 July 15, 2010
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DickWitter 

Someone that is a complete dick on Twitter. This person will follow large quantities of people in order to build up their follower count, only to unfollow those people at a later time once being followed back. Therefore having a follower to follow ratio of 10:1. It gives the appearance of being more popular than they actually are. Hipster douchebags are usually the ones that practice this dick move.
This guy has 13,863 followers and only follows 127 people. He must be a DickWitter.
DickWitter by DeeZZ September 11, 2012

Dickmeister

The upper echelon of dickhead... the DIIIIICKMEISTER
Penelope:

That guy's a complete dick

Simon:

No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER

Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.
Dickmeister by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010

Dickster 

A hipster that is a douche bag or dick. Or in other words, every hipster.
That Starbucks was full of dicksters.
Dickster by BallHard. August 26, 2013

dicklister 

gucci belt on when im fucking my sister, she dont call me brother she me mr dicklister.
dicklister by daddykelvin January 24, 2019

Dickbiter 

Aeoyn the dickbiter bites dicks.
Dickbiter by Charlie Darwin February 19, 2008

mr dickster 

it's your penis dumb ass

your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches

any teacher that you ever had
Cousin 1: What is mr dickster doing at the high school football game? dude doesn't even have kids.

Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.

Cousin 1: nice.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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