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dickstamp 

when a "higher up" in an organization has to change a memo or idea simply to mark his territory.
We just got revisions back from the client and they have a ton of changes. Every asshole over there has to put his dickstamp on every goddamn thing we do.
dickstamp by BaM Creative March 18, 2011

DickTarping 

The art of covering a rule breakers automobile in large erect or flaccid penises. DickTarping is a community response to an individual failing to adhere to the simple rule of covering or removing your auto from the burn. It typically consist of one or more drunken burners with paint markers and a well placed sense of participation/immediacy and civic responsibility. Dicktarpers should be rejoiced and admired for there tireless and unsung efforts to keep the community ugly auto free.
"Why are there dicks all over my car" - Unruly participant
"Because you're a dick" - Smiling drunken Dicktarper
"Oh" - Sad participant
"Dicktarping for life" - laughing content drunken Dicktarper
DickTarping by Askewd Jackassery January 6, 2012

dickstar 

Favoriting someone's tweets just to be a dick. Best reserved for (but not limited to) pretentious statements made by obnoxious people.
"I'm so salty today. 'Scuse me while I go dickstar a few tweets."

"Ay did you just dickstar me, bro? No way dawg, I genuinely agree with your statement."
dickstar by drspacebaby May 29, 2015

Dickstart 

When you drink Mountain Dew kickstart while ejaculating
Yesterday’s I did a dickstart and it felt good
Dickstart by Cap watet June 2, 2021

dicksappointed 

Disappointment when you finally see a man's dick.
When the British guy dropped his pants, I was dicksappointed to see a pinky-sized dick. I laughed and told him to leave.

Dickstachio 

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.
Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!
Dickstachio by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011