by eLeezy April 28, 2009
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by The Sniffler January 14, 2018
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You already ran out of people to sweet talk out of their money.
I have a job.
Really doing what?
I don’t exactly have the job yet but I’m practically a shoe-in.
Well “Miss shoe-in” when you do get this job you make sure you remember to pay me back my money. Don’t develop a sudden case of Duckitis because I don’t have a problem coming to your “job” to collect my ducketts.
I have a job.
Really doing what?
I don’t exactly have the job yet but I’m practically a shoe-in.
Well “Miss shoe-in” when you do get this job you make sure you remember to pay me back my money. Don’t develop a sudden case of Duckitis because I don’t have a problem coming to your “job” to collect my ducketts.
by Starving Artist246 October 21, 2021
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Jimmy: Oh, he's jerking off and is dickilish.
John: makes sense.
Jimmy: Oh, he's jerking off and is dickilish.
John: makes sense.
by Jerryjohn June 2, 2014
Get the dickilish mug.Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.
Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.
by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007
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by twinkle k March 14, 2009
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