dickert

A guy that can't be loyal to one girl, thinks one girl isn't enough, (cheats)

Guy 1- Bro i just pulled a Dickert last night with Emily's friend Kaylee
G1uy 2 - Dude you better hope Emily doesn't find out!

dickert by Matte Nails June 21, 2017

Dickert's Bridge

When you carry on with a joke or bit further than anyone else, often to the point of social inpropriety

"Jackson Dickert crossed Dickert's Bridge when he scratched the man's balls."

Dickert's Bridge by Jackson Dickert's victim August 14, 2025

Dickert's Bridge

Dickert's Bridge is a literary theorem that posits if a protagonist steps onto a rickety wooden bridge suspended over a chasm, it will fall. This led to the invention of the term "foreshadowing".

Chekhov was a hack.

Bridges are older than guns.

The first Shrek movie has an excellent example of Dickert's Bridge in action.

Dickert's Bridge by SwagXMcNasty August 14, 2025

Dominican dicker 

When a Dominican man with indecent sexual desires becomes a sex monster and rams everything in his path

Silvio you are a monster with that 10 in rod. You Dominican dicker

Dominican dicker by Jeremy239 March 11, 2021

a doorknob dicker 

A Dick everyone gets a turn with.

Ben Dover was such a Doorknob dicker last year.

a doorknob dicker by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016

DICKEATING 

1. Over Praising someone, saying more than a simple "Good Job" or "Congratulations"

2. Being hype over a situation that has nothing at all to do with you.

3. Copying or agreeing with everything a person says.

4. Excessive hypeness of a situation that is done and gone.

5. Saying something you hear other people say without knowing what it means, or because it sounds cool.

6. Changing yourself to fit with people that don't like you.

7. A constant follower of someone (I'm not talking about twitter.)

Ex: 1.

*John makes a 3-point shot*
His Friends: Nice shot, John.
The dickeater: That was a nice shot, John. I don't think I've ever seen someone do that! You're the best!
John and His Friends: Stop DICKEATING.

Ex: 2.

Susie: stfu stupid bitch . Suck a dick you lame ass whore.
Angelica: FOH duck ass hoe. I will knock you the fuck out.
Mary: Angelica you not gonna knock No one out, Bitch!
Angelica and Susie: Stop DICKEATING.

Ex: 3.

Me: I'm so hungry.
dickeater: Me too.
Me: I think I want some McDonalds.
Dickeater: Me too.
Me: I'm not hungry anymore.
Dickeater: Me either.
Me: You shouldn't be. You been DICKEATING all day.

Ex: 4.

*Teacher Yells at a Tiyanna*
*30 minutes later*
Person: Ahahaha, the teacher yelled at you.
Tiyanna: That's old. Stop DICKEATING.

Ex: 5.

Boy and his friends: Hahah you fighting it.
Other boy: Ha yeah yall are fighting it.
Boy: Do you know what that even means?
Other boy: No.
Boy: Then stop DICKEATING.

Ex: 6.

Sasha: I like emus.
Becky: Ew, emus are fake ass uggs.
Sasha: Yeah I really don't like them that much.
Me: You DICKEATING.

Ex: 7.
*Bart and Milhouse going every where together, But Bart is leading.*

Me: Why Milhouse always following him?
Friend: Cause he DICKEATING.

DICKEATING by @RanduhmKwotes March 9, 2012

dickette 

Dickette, the term a woman uses to refer to a man's useless small cock, baby dick or tiny dick. Often smaller than her clit.

Jill had her cuckold husband doug lower his trousers to show Jill's new boy friend Leyland his pink panties. He laughed that he had never seen a smaller panty bulge and agreed that doug's dickette must be smaller than a clit.

dickette by Source: Jills cuckold doug September 1, 2008