wife who examines husband's genitals carefully and critically, especially for any sign of infidelity.
Dicktective: (wearing magnified glass and getting a noseful of her husband's penis and shaking her head in disbelief.)
Husband: Look .. before you say anything, I haven't washed my cock since we last had anal.
Husband: Look .. before you say anything, I haven't washed my cock since we last had anal.
by Dettol January 24, 2012