Definitions by Jewishboi1996

Dicktective 

The bro who is looking out for his other bros boners to inform them to put that shit away as to not embarrass himself.

Rick: Bro tuck your boner into your waist strap.

Billy: Dude you're being such a dicktective right now.

Rick: Fuck you fatty, I will axe your first born child.

Dicktective by Jewishboi1996 August 19, 2014