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Dicktective 

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wife who examines husband's genitals carefully and critically, especially for any sign of infidelity.
Dicktective: (wearing magnified glass and getting a noseful of her husband's penis and shaking her head in disbelief.)
Husband: Look .. before you say anything, I haven't washed my cock since we last had anal.
Dicktective by Dettol February 14, 2012
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dicktective 

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A person (mostly female) scouring a party looking for the most likely guy to bang with the least resistance possible. These are often slutty small-town females who are only moderately attractive, but are used to being the life of the party because every other chick where they come from is ugly and fat. They often are infested with a wide array of STD's and other ailments, emotionally and otherwise...
Brian: Hey Dave what happened with you and Shawna last night? Did you hit?
Dave: Na bro, she was a dicktective, I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole, i.e. my dick...
dicktective by Misterperfect February 19, 2010

Dicktective 

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The bro who is looking out for his other bros boners to inform them to put that shit away as to not embarrass himself.
Rick: Bro tuck your boner into your waist strap.

Billy: Dude you're being such a dicktective right now.

Rick: Fuck you fatty, I will axe your first born child.
Dicktective by Jewishboi1996 August 19, 2014

Dicktective 

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A female who researches both the length and girth of local men's dicks for being a potential prospect or partner for life.
Another busy day suckin and measuring cocks;

being head dicktective ain't easy, but somebody's got to do it!
Dicktective by Wet~N~Wild69 August 12, 2022

dickentive 

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an incentive in the form of a penis. Something a girl wouldn't do other wise unless a hot guy "dick" was going to be present.
I usually don't go out of my way but the dickentive is crazy ... mad hot guys are gonna be there tonite =]
dickentive by illo5012 October 11, 2009

dictective 

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From (detective)

Somebody who can make an early identification of a dickhead before complete posse infiltration has occurred.
Typically used with the preface "You are not much of a..."
Steve: Hey Stella, who's this douch you brought to Sunday beers?
Stella: I know right, I thought he would be more of a happy drunk.
Steve: Aw shit man, you ain't much of a dictective.
dictective by ladiesman_2I7 November 24, 2009

error dicktection 

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1) The subtle art of penis inspection.

2) When performing innocent error dictection exercises but you have something else on the brain.


"After class, I think we should go work on some error dicktection."
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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