dickfensive

The trait of being extraordinarily defensive about one's male heterosexuality.

Jerry: Dude, quit clowning. What are you, gay?
Gary: What the fuck! Why the fuck would you ask that?
Jerry: Dude, I'm just kidding. Don't be so dickfensive.

by Thick Juicy Dick May 26, 2008

dickentive

an incentive in the form of a penis. Something a girl wouldn't do other wise unless a hot guy "dick" was going to be present.

I usually don't go out of my way but the dickentive is crazy ... mad hot guys are gonna be there tonite =

by illo5012 October 11, 2009