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Dickening 

Rough sex, usually with one male dominating the other partner, resulting in said partner having a limp or mild bruising.
"Why is Shelbie walking funny?"
"Jeff gave her a good dickening after the party last night."
"Ouch."
Dickening by SemenSponge June 15, 2014

Dickening 

Lovemaking performed by a dick that is so good it haunts you
Chad gave me a dickening last week and I think I may need to see an exorcist
Dickening by Chady Chaderson August 14, 2019

Dickenzian Fibbernosh 

The practice of eating ice cream from someone's anus
Ice Cream Truck Operator: Would you like vanilla or strawberry ice-cream?
Hot Girl: How about some vanilla, so I can bend over and give you a dickenzian fibbernosh
Worker: I love chocolate vanilla swirl!

dickorized 

When you see a well hung dick and just become mesmorized, losing your thought process and are at a loss for words. dick + mesmorized
He sent me a pic of his goods and I became dickorized!
dickorized by Elie820 September 21, 2006

Dicknife 

A penis (with a serrated tip) accompained by razor sharp needle balls.
Shut up or I will stab you with my DICKNIFE!
Dicknife by itsCHACHAgirlll June 1, 2010

Dickening 

A complete destruction of all traces of innocence by means of a relatively large dick. Can also destroy other things. Like vaginas and assholes
Wow. Tailor is leaking shit everywhere. Her ass must have seen the dickening last night
Dickening by Old dicker January 11, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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