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When a Person very aggressively slices there dick while depressed
Person 1:I cut my dick because of how sad i was
Person 2:Eww get away ur dickemo
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Dickmong 

A person of great stupidity who consequently gets a slap with a wet sticky penis after sex.
Bob - "Oh did you hear about Melaine, she's such a dickmong!"

Gary - "I know right! Who on earth pays to lick Justin Bieber's asscrack?"
Dickmong by GingerTurdCakes October 11, 2015

dickmongrel 

a whore who is literally addicted to sucking dick, having dick in her ass or vagina, or loves to rub dick.
"oh my god jillian is such a dickmongrel, i heard at that party last night she suck 30 something dicks."

"your right she sucked mine too"
dickmongrel by alex brownie January 30, 2008

dickmoneyed 

To get inconceivably drunk
Person 1: Hey brother how was last saturday
Person 2: So good dude, got completely dickmoneyed
dickmoneyed by annabelDickson August 2, 2017

bruno dickemz 

He is a pornstar in mostly kinky tied up spanking spitting choking type of shit
Jeff: hey man who tf is Bruno dickemz
Nathaniel: bro he is a pornstar that means who ever u talking to likes it rough
Jeff: ohh shiittttt
bruno dickemz by Babygirl6969420 December 13, 2017

dicksmoker 

someone who gets on thier knees for the boss!
Nathan is Don's dicksmoker!
dicksmoker by coastworm October 8, 2003

dickmonger 

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual
1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!
dickmonger by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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