dicemount 

smell to cover up substance

can i have some dicemount please.

dicemount by charlie balls January 11, 2024

dicemount 

smell used to cover substances.

pass the DICEMOUNT.

dicemount by charlie balls January 11, 2024

5 finger dismount 

When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.

-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"

5 finger dismount by 34xx34 December 15, 2013

Dickmouth 

One who acts as if he/she has a dick in said person's mouth or one sliding down the esophagus. Acts primarily as an insult.

"hey what's up"
"Ah...I don't know"
"You're such a dickmouth, dude."

Dickmouth by Jean Sickel October 18, 2008

Five finger Dismount 

You meet a random girl at the bar and get her to take you back to her place. you do her and shoot your load in her hair then when she gets in the shower you steal her tv.

One night at the bar i saw this hoe from high school, she was a bitch back then so i felt she was worth the five finger dismount.

Five finger Dismount by Butterbean August 20, 2006

dickmouth 

one who sucks a lot of dick. So much that his mouth starts to look, and smell like dick.

That bitch is such a ragtoothed dickmouth.

dickmouth by Zeppelinfan December 5, 2005

"Death before dismount".

A satire of the USMA (West Point) motto, for the Cavalry. It signifies the apprehension of a Cavalry or Armor enlisted person, to remove themselves from the comfort ad safety of their vehicle.

I ain't gettin out of my track, "death before dismount".

"Death before dismount". by seajay66666 May 18, 2018