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dickmonger 

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual
1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!
dickmonger by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005
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dickmonger 

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.
After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.
dickmonger by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006

Dickmonger 

A collector of dicks; derived from fishmonger.
Kyle likes so much penis, he became a dickmonger.
Dickmonger by SovietX November 22, 2009

dick mongrel 

A man or woman who has an unhealthy obsession with dicks, and in most cases is a disease infested whore.
I can't even mess around with that girl man, everyone keeps telling me she's a dick mongrel.
dick mongrel by brente89 August 23, 2008

dickmonger 

One who is familiar with male genitalia, and caters to it's needs.In other words, a cock loving, jizz guzzling ass fairy. See also democrat.
That Michael Moore is a real dickmonger!
dickmonger by AV November 24, 2003

dickmonger 

one who is beyond the gayest of gays
you know that guy jeff? hes a dickmonger
dickmonger by FUKKEN BULLSHETs March 9, 2011