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dicksmoke 

a fat bitch ass old woman who is very ugly and probably has her hair died either blue or green.
dicksmoke by joperk12 April 4, 2007

Dicksmoke 

When your patty is in a steam roller connected to a gas mask used for smoking doob and you simultaneously fellate yourself (See "[autofellatio}") and take a nice big toke.
"Hey, Bob, believe you me: when ya dicksmoke, beware the moneyshot. Not a good taste with tha weed"
Dicksmoke by Dill dOugh February 17, 2004
to be a total fuck, (i.e a male that cuts his hair blowout style from upstate new york)
awh man, look at the DickToke tryin to spit some game on that girl
DickToke by irieboii January 15, 2009

dickmoneyed 

To get inconceivably drunk
Person 1: Hey brother how was last saturday
Person 2: So good dude, got completely dickmoneyed
dickmoneyed by annabelDickson August 2, 2017

dickslowed 

You're driving your car and making good time and then you pull up behind someone going really slow and you can't pass. You just got dickslowed.
Sorry, I got dickslowed on my way over here.
dickslowed by westcherry October 1, 2016

dicksmoker 

someone who gets on thier knees for the boss!
Nathan is Don's dicksmoker!
dicksmoker by coastworm October 8, 2003
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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