5 definitions by alex brownie

when a women blows air out of her vagina
"hey Jonie did you queef, because if you did it smells like fish"
by alex brownie January 29, 2008
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a whore who is literally addicted to sucking dick, having dick in her ass or vagina, or loves to rub dick.
"oh my god jillian is such a dickmongrel, i heard at that party last night she suck 30 something dicks."

"your right she sucked mine too"
by alex brownie January 30, 2008
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a hoe who only gets with a dude to get his money
"joe, you know that girl Jill, i hear shes a bankskank."
by alex brownie January 29, 2008
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when a chick uses sand to give you a handjob, usually leaving bad scratches on your cock.
"dude i went to the beach for spring break and got a sandjob, i think my penis will sting for the rest of my life"
by alex brownie April 9, 2008
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a really fat,long, slimy, and vainy penis
"man that bankskank licks shlong"
by alex brownie April 9, 2008
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