dicksmoker 

someone who gets on thier knees for the boss!

Nathan is Don's dicksmoker!

dicksmoker by coastworm October 8, 2003

dicksmoker 

Synonym for "cocksucker"

Quit blocking the intersection, you dicksmoker!

dicksmoker by Anthony Volpe April 22, 2003

Dicksmoker 

Any college class a professor schedules past 5pm, particularly one you have to take for your major.

"Ugh, I have to take this math class from 6:15 to 8:00, and it's the only time that I can take it with my schedule"
"Damn bro, that's a total dicksmoker"

Dicksmoker by elgamel September 12, 2022

dick smoker 

Homosexual man

Larry is a dick smoker

dick smoker by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

Dicksuckery 

(v)Dicksuckery is the act of sucking up to someone, in such an extreme manner that you are metaphorically, and at most times, literally sucking their dick. People that use dicksuckery on a daily basis, or perform something along the lines of dicksuckery, are often referred to as dick suckers, tools, lames, dickriders, or suck ups.

(n: simple)Dicksuckery is also a noun that accumulates the several different verbs acquainted with dicksuckery such as sucking dick, taking it, or in fact even being a bitch ass.

(n: proper)When someone performs things that fall under the category of dicksuckery, as if it comes naturally to them, they are often reffered to as being born on Planet Dicksuckery, which is also both metaphorical and physical in most cases. Dicksuckery can also, in some cases become a disease when the person has been sucking the dick of something so frequently, that the person is permanently sucking the dick of the said object (Could range from being a person, to a brand of cereal). Side effects are dry mouth, scraped knees, a low self esteem, and sometimes prostitution.

(v) Frequent dicksuckery makes the heart grow colder. and The mouth much dryer.

(n: simple)Look at all this dicksuckery. Too much dicksuckery to finish the job boss.

(n: simple) I went to school for 8 years to get my degree in dicksuckery

(n: proper)Joe frequently has breathing problems due to male extremities being stuck in his throat. Joe must be from Planet Dicksuckery.

(n: proper)Joe has sucked so much of Matt's dick over the years, that a doctor specially trained to deal with Dicksuckery, has diagnosed Joe with a severe case of Dicksuckery.

Dicksuckery by SmashNasty November 15, 2010

Dicksmacker 

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.

Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."

Dicksmacker by Skye Guy May 31, 2009

dick smoker 

A homosexual; a guy who gives head to other guys.

Watch out for Phil, he's a real dick smoker.

dick smoker by Rony February 6, 2003