dickmop

A person that is completely incompetent, lacks the common knowledge to succeed in daily life, and does not have a microphone on Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.

A big mop with a handle shaped like a dick.

A miniature mop, kind of like a barbecue mop, used to swab one's dick.

Holy shit look, look at this dickmop!

by Meekrab1 May 17, 2011

Dickmop

When a person doesn't take care of their pubes and private area and resembles a dirty mop.

yea Samuel, that guy is a full Dickmop.

by Super dickmop November 11, 2020

dickmop handle

The handle of a dickmop.

How's about getting your wife a dickmop handle?

by Meekrab1 May 17, 2011

dickmop

A girl who's good at fellatio (giving head) after vaginal sex.

Jennifer cleaned me up like a dickmop after I took her pussy to pound town last night.

by pussycattamer January 10, 2024

dickmop

A girl who's good at fellatio (giving head) after vaginal sex.

Jennifer cleaned me up like a dickmop after I took her pussy to pound town last night.

by pussycattamer January 10, 2024