dickmop 

A person that is completely incompetent, lacks the common knowledge to succeed in daily life, and does not have a microphone on Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.

A big mop with a handle shaped like a dick.

A miniature mop, kind of like a barbecue mop, used to swab one's dick.

Holy shit look, look at this dickmop!

dickmop by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011

Dickmop 

When a person doesn't take care of their pubes and private area and resembles a dirty mop.

yea Samuel, that guy is a full Dickmop.

Dickmop by Super dickmop November 11, 2020

dickmop 

A girl who's good at fellatio (giving head) after vaginal sex.

Jennifer cleaned me up like a dickmop after I took her pussy to pound town last night.

dickmop by pussycattamer January 10, 2024

dickmop 

A girl who's good at fellatio (giving head) after vaginal sex.

Jennifer cleaned me up like a dickmop after I took her pussy to pound town last night.

dickmop by pussycattamer January 10, 2024

dickmop handle 

The handle of a dickmop.

How's about getting your wife a dickmop handle?

dickmop handle by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011

Dickmong 

A person of great stupidity who consequently gets a slap with a wet sticky penis after sex.

Bob - "Oh did you hear about Melaine, she's such a dickmong!"

Gary - "I know right! Who on earth pays to lick Justin Bieber's asscrack?"

Dickmong by GingerTurdCakes October 11, 2015

dickmongrel 

a whore who is literally addicted to sucking dick, having dick in her ass or vagina, or loves to rub dick.

"oh my god jillian is such a dickmongrel, i heard at that party last night she suck 30 something dicks."

"your right she sucked mine too"

dickmongrel by alex brownie January 30, 2008