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To keep everything to yourself without sharing.
That motherfucker is hording all the fucking weed.
hording by f0rsaken408 February 4, 2006
Words you can keep
A generically cheap Gears of War 2 strategy where all 5 members of the COG or Locust team just run together and take out everyone one by one.

An individual usually retreats back if they're in danger of being downed or on their last down to make their teammates suck up the blows.

Ideal weapons of choice is frag grenades or power weapons to take out the horde.
Gears of War 2 Player: "Hey what are these guys doing? They're just grouping together and retreating back when they're weak"

Another Player: Yep they're hording together because they can't play this game on their own.

*Reads bio of CrAzzzzzY YeTi*
"IF U BEAT ME ITS CUZ MY TEAM SUCKS IF U KILL ME ITS BY 2PIECE OR POWER WEAPONS THATS IT"

Gears of war player: But..doesn't power weapons eliminate the horde problem?

Another player: Tell that to the yeti over there >____>
hording by Beacon of Truth June 8, 2009

French Horning 

The act of fisting a girl and eating her ass simultaneously.
Can I have a Tic Tac? Carly and I were French Horning last night.
French Horning by Vinay P. October 15, 2016

holding kink 

Noun. A Holding Kink is a section of Omorashi. Someone with a Holding Kink finds pleasure in holding urine in their bladder and/or having the sensation of needing to urinate for long periods of time.

Sometimes it is used by power-play partners where one (usually the sub) is not allowed to use the restroom until the other (usually the dom) says so.

People with this kink like it for various reasons. It could be they like the relief from getting to urinate, the amount of power their partner has over them, the extra pressure it gives, etc.
You know RJ? I hear they have a holding kink.
holding kink by FranklySaid July 15, 2019

Holding your sausage hostage 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."

Ian Harding 

A gorgeous young man who plays Ezra Fitz on the popular tv show Pretty Little Liars
Girl 1: Ian Somerhalder is soooo hot!

Girl 2: Ian Harding is hotter. His cheekbones are the work of God.

Girl 1: (Speechless)
Ian Harding by plllover March 13, 2011

Horsing Around 

Indulge in frivolous activity or play .To mess about
The boys were horsing around all afternoon
Horsing Around by sonictf May 17, 2015
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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