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dildouche
a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person who is experiencing qualities that are feminine like a dildo, yet idiotic and ridiculous as ones portrayed by a douche; thus morphing the person into the phrase "dildouche".
"Did you see Roger last night? He was being such a dildouche!"
"The way you hang out with girls all the time and have a shitty personality leaves me to the conclusion that you must be a dildouche."
"The way you hang out with girls all the time and have a shitty personality leaves me to the conclusion that you must be a dildouche."
dildouche by Jam Master Joke August 13, 2009
Related Words
dildouche • dilouche • Dildo cheese • Dial Douche • Dip Douche • dildohead • Dildough • Dedouche • dildockery • Dinodouche
dildouche
dildarchery
The act of shooting a dildo into an anus, mouth, or vagina of someone using a compound bow or possibly a crossbow. Requires precision and skill.
I was browsing porn and I saw a video of some girl getting a dildo shot up her ass with a bow, so I coined the phrase dildarchery. Man the internet is strange!
dildarchery by Deathbringer12 July 26, 2018
dildohead
That dildohead absolutely disgusts me.
dildockery
dildockery by brendan mc July 16, 2008
Dedouche
The way in which douches deduce info and come to decisions. For example they must dedouche whether or not to spike a girls drink, join a fraternity, spike their hair, or wear a extra small shirt as an adult male.
Dedouche by CODIKITTENS May 27, 2010
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murderhobo
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