An amalgamation of the words 'dildo' and 'douche.' A dildouche is more commonly referred to as a choch
by silentjay April 02, 2007
The extreme, eye-watering, brain pounding migrane induced by listening to any David Guetta produced pop songs
"Oh man that latest Ludacris and David Guetta song gave me such a damn Guettache I had to lie in bed with the lights off for two hours"
by SilentJay December 23, 2012
An uncommon verbal tic caused by sleep depravation in toddlers that can appear to disrupt and cause hilarity at formal events.
by SilentJay January 18, 2025