Urban Dictionary: Definitions by silentjay

bumsec

An uncommon verbal tic caused by sleep depravation in toddlers that can appear to disrupt and cause hilarity at formal events.

“Bumsec! Poosec! Fartsec!” Said Eddie

bumsec by SilentJay January 18, 2025

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The extreme, eye-watering, brain pounding migrane induced by listening to any David Guetta produced pop songs

"Oh man that latest Ludacris and David Guetta song gave me such a damn Guettache I had to lie in bed with the lights off for two hours"

Guettache by SilentJay December 23, 2012

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An amalgamation of the words 'dildo' and 'douche.' A dildouche is more commonly referred to as a choch

Oh my god, Phillip. You're such a dildouche.

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