dickdad 

when you are having sex with all of your daddys friends, in a orgy

Sarah: have you tried dickdad yet
Victoria: what is that
Sarah: it is when you are having sex with your fathers friends in a orgy

dickdad by THAT FATHERMOTHERPEOPLEFUCKA April 4, 2018

Inbred Dickwad 

The horrendously offensive insult screamed at you by the cops in GTA Online

"Inbred dickwad"

Inbred Dickwad by Scrawny Nag June 15, 2020

dickdar

(verb)DIK-dar: A swift, straight legged, pointed-toed kick to the penis. Originated in a trailer park in sterling heights, MI, from a man known as Cheif,AKA Shevyky, cheifkadog, tonk, etc.

(excam.)DIK-dar: used to show extreme exictement,

(noun)an offensive word to call your friend when youre mad

"If you dont shut up your gonna get dickdared" (v)
"DICKDAAAAR" (ex)
"Why are you bieng such a dickdar today" (n)

dickdar by Theo-droskis B April 12, 2008

Dickdadouche

A word meant to replace the common insults of dick or douche.

John McCleary is a dickdadouche

Dickdadouche by Hillary4prezz2016 May 19, 2010

dickdatic 

verb.

when one philosopher cock blocks another philosopher.

A: dude, did you just dickdatic me? You know I was trying to fouccault Lucy when you turned on the lights.

B: nah, bro. I only turned on the light to discuss with your lastest blog on Gramscian semiotics.

We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, it's a counter-system.

And then, us bro can do things together: we can cook, we can swim, we can stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay.

Oh--by the way, did you guys want a hot chocolate, also?

Lucy: fuck this.

dickdatic by B. Dang February 24, 2010

DickDark 

One of a line of home-made coloring concoctions used to re-color or 'touch up' the coloring of an overused penis. Discoloration, or the wearing off of the natural joint color is sometimes known to happen to hyper-sexually active males.

Popular hues include Dick Dark, Weenie White, Pee-Pee Pink, and Tool Tan.

I slop on some DickDark or Weenie White a couple times a week so the ladies don't know I pitch for the other team.

Bobby's been usin' a butt load of DickDark to shine up his biddness.

DickDark by boppa23 June 11, 2011

Dickday 

When you are not sick but call into work to take a sick day anyway because you want to spend the day having sex.

1: My boyfriend was off today but I had work, so I called in and took a much needed dickday.

2: To convince her to take a dickday off from work, I went down on her then handed her the phone.

Dickday by Urperf April 23, 2015