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When you are not sick but call into work to take a sick day anyway because you want to spend the day having sex.
1: My boyfriend was off today but I had work, so I called in and took a much needed dickday.

2: To convince her to take a dickday off from work, I went down on her then handed her the phone.
Dickday by Urperf April 23, 2015
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International sucking dick day 

The 12th of april is the national sucking dick day.
George: "Hey it's The international sucking dick day."
Jeremy: "Alright come here I will suck your dick."

National suck yo homies dick day 

The wonderful day is October 19

Because Saturday are for the boys

If you need a favor done from bill drinking yo white claw have him suck yo dick on jah
ayo Kyle lemme suck yo dick

National suck yo homies dick day: saturday is for the boys

Suck a dick day 

October 21. is a national suck a dick day!
"hey guys you can just let her suck your dick!"

"why?"

"Its october 21. which means its Suck a dick day!"
Suck a dick day by lolandiooooop October 20, 2019

Suck Syan’s Dick Day 

A special occasion where you are permitted to suck Syan’s extremely large cock and will experience a large amount of sperm entering your mouth. You cannot argue against this, everyday is Suck Syan’s Dick day.
Hey, did you know it’s Suck Syan’s Dick Day today?

National Suck Dick Day

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

National small dick day

A day to celebrate your friend or your small dick

Celebrated on October 12
“Hey it’s national small dick day let’s go celebrate “
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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