Dickday 

When you are not sick but call into work to take a sick day anyway because you want to spend the day having sex.

1: My boyfriend was off today but I had work, so I called in and took a much needed dickday.

2: To convince her to take a dickday off from work, I went down on her then handed her the phone.

Dickday by Urperf April 23, 2015

International sucking dick day 

The 12th of april is the national sucking dick day.

George: "Hey it's The international sucking dick day."
Jeremy: "Alright come here I will suck your dick."

International sucking dick day by ieatass3 May 25, 2018

National suck yo homies dick day 

The wonderful day is October 19

Because Saturday are for the boys

If you need a favor done from bill drinking yo white claw have him suck yo dick on jah

ayo Kyle lemme suck yo dick

National suck yo homies dick day: saturday is for the boys

National suck yo homies dick day by Ppsucker69inbootyyumm October 14, 2019

Suck a dick day 

October 21. is a national suck a dick day!

"hey guys you can just let her suck your dick!"

"why?"

"Its october 21. which means its Suck a dick day!"

Suck a dick day by lolandiooooop October 20, 2019

Suck Syan’s Dick Day 

A special occasion where you are permitted to suck Syan’s extremely large cock and will experience a large amount of sperm entering your mouth. You cannot argue against this, everyday is Suck Syan’s Dick day.

Hey, did you know it’s Suck Syan’s Dick Day today?

Suck Syan’s Dick Day by UnknownMasturbater November 10, 2020

National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

National Suck Dick Day by TheMoreYouKnow100 June 11, 2017

National small dick day

A day to celebrate your friend or your small dick

Celebrated on October 12

“Hey it’s national small dick day let’s go celebrate “

National small dick day by Hheehheheas October 10, 2019