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professor dickdouche 

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche
professor dickdouche by wangjiahua December 11, 2010

dickdouche 

Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".
"Don't be such a dick douche." "That guy Brian is such a dickdouche!"
dickdouche by "Biff Rinaldi" March 28, 2009

dickdouche 

dickdouche is combination of being a dick and douche at the same time.

also, deejay is short for dickdouche,
-Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".
HEY!, dont be such a dickdouche man!!
or you can just say.
dont be such a DEEJAY!!
that's soooo deejay.
dickdouche by I AM DA BOSS. February 20, 2011

Dickdouche 

A man who has intense intimacy issues and doesn't know how to come out of the closet.

He moves to the couch to sleep after sex because he is afraid of beautiful women.
Wow, Tyler is such a dickdouche. He wouldn't even sleep over with that beautiful, smart, funny, amazing girl he was dating. Maybe he's gay?
Dickdouche by Walkingonsunshine August 1, 2011

Dickalouche 

Derogatory term: a combination of dick, loser & douche. You'll be amazed at how many times this word will flow off your tongue - the perfectly appropriate insult in many, many situations!
I just asked you a simple question, you don't need to be such a dickalouche and snap back at me." OR, "If he stops behaving like dickalouche, he might get lucky tonight."

Dickadouche 

When someone is being so much of a dick or a douchebag that the only way to describe it is to call them a dickadouche.
Chloe's nephew was being such a brat that she called him a dickadouche
Dickadouche by Noremac6201 February 16, 2019