Definitions by Urperf

Dickday 

When you are not sick but call into work to take a sick day anyway because you want to spend the day having sex.

1: My boyfriend was off today but I had work, so I called in and took a much needed dickday.

2: To convince her to take a dickday off from work, I went down on her then handed her the phone.

Dickday by Urperf April 23, 2015