Yakima Yak-off

To pose as a Immigration Officer wannabe. Self described as "I.C.E.M.A.N." the enforcer of all immigration laws. Known locally as "PoonBoy."
Dude's Yakima Yak-off posin' like a big dog...
by boppa23 April 10, 2011
Get the Yakima Yak-off mug.

DickDark

One of a line of home-made coloring concoctions used to re-color or 'touch up' the coloring of an overused penis. Discoloration, or the wearing off of the natural joint color is sometimes known to happen to hyper-sexually active males.

Popular hues include Dick Dark, Weenie White, Pee-Pee Pink, and Tool Tan.
I slop on some DickDark or Weenie White a couple times a week so the ladies don't know I pitch for the other team.

Bobby's been usin' a butt load of DickDark to shine up his biddness.
by boppa23 May 17, 2011
Get the DickDark mug.

Jiggle Chub

1. (noun) An erection inspired by the jiggling puppies of a particularly well endowed young lady. (Most normally associated with public transit)

2. (noun) Code for an erection caused by clandestinely watching a stunning rack of tits jiggle.

3. (verb) When an amply endowed young woman seeks to actively encourage her boobies to move and jiggle in response to the movement of a vehicle, horse, trampoline or earthquake.
1. "I caught a jiggle chub watching Gretchen's globes bounce on the bus. I had to wait an extra 43 stops before I could stand up."

2. When she realized Bobby was watching, Amy put her arm over the back of the seat, arched her back a little and fired off a salvo of jiggle chum at him.
by boppa23 July 20, 2011
Get the Jiggle Chub mug.

Mop Hopper

1. (noun) Any member of the US Navy, who, after long periods at sea, tires of his 'hot-bunk' buddy, and starts raping hot mops as a source of sexual gratification.

2. (very) To sexually assault a hot, wet, steaming mop.
May it please the court, this video clearly shows the defendant repeatedly, and with much vigor, sexually assaulting a mop, in the hallway. The defendant is, in fact, a Mop Hopper.
by boppa23 July 20, 2011
Get the Mop Hopper mug.

YakiPoon

1. (noun) a person who sees themselves as the savior of a grateful nation concerning all matters of immigration.


2. (noun) Yakima’s one-man DHS, the seldom revered/never feared ICEMAN

3. (verb) to verbally abuse—always from a position of anonymity—members of another race, gender or sexual orientation.

4. (verb) to attempt to incite riots/revolutions/garage sale boycotts against anyone who differs in the slightest from the inciters’ perspective of normalcy.

5. (adj) any person with a barely measurable IQ, who lets Team Limbaugh/Dobbs do the thinking for them.
Damn, when she learned that my great-great grand mother was a quarter Jamician, she went all YakiPoon on me.
by boppa23 May 02, 2011
Get the YakiPoon mug.

Yaki-Klan

Illiterate, acutely inbred resident of Yakima, Washington, who preaches immigration reform and white supremacy. Known locally as ICEMAN. (intimate friends call him “Poonie” or “PoonBoy”) Self-anointed super hero. Has developed a large following in the State Penitentiary system, given his enthusiastic approach to Salad Tossing.
"Damn, dawg, my sister's husband went all Yaki-Klan on our neighbor yesterday."

"I'm sorry, Ms Smith. I didn't do my homework, because my Dad was giving us our weekly Yaki-Klan lessons."

"BettyLou, you need to stay away from him. He get's all Yaki-Klan when he gets excited. Pretty scary."

"Please excuse my son's absence, yesterday. He was getting fitted for his new Yaki-Klan sheet."
by boppa23 May 15, 2011
Get the Yaki-Klan mug.

Step-sister-sticker

Step-sister-sticker

(noun)A young man who is boinkin’ his stepsister.

(verb) to pound your stepsister into the mattress.

(verb) to fill every orifice of a stepsister at every available occasion.
Damn, man, you seen Tony? He's lost over 50 pounds on his new step-sister-sticker diet.

“Dude, I’m beat. I pulled off a 4 hour stepsister-sticker with Jasmin last night.”

“Man, I’d like to ask her out, but that big bastard over there is her stepsister-sticker.
by boppa23 May 26, 2011
Get the Step-sister-sticker mug.