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Study Hall stand off

1. (verb) To sit side by side with your girlfriend, in study hall, and have her wack you off under the table.
Damn, Dude, I'm beat. Shelia dropped a Study Hall stand off on me last period. I'm dehydrated.
by boppa23 July 20, 2011
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Slick Pickle

1. (noun) an unsheathed Johnson workin' over the poonie.

2. (verb) the act of prolonged humpage without any prophylactic coverage.
1. (n) "Ladies, although the Slick Pickle may bring you more pleasure, you need to know that it is the number one cause of babies."

2. (v) "Girl, when he told me he didn't have any condoms, I told him to Slick Pickle me...right-damn-now."
by boppa23 July 22, 2011
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Boxer Spackle

(n) the fecal remnants of an exceptionally dazzling rectal eruption.

(v) to create a shotgun-like blast of gas, as evidenced by the presence of tangy, sticky poop-a-ledge on the rear of undergarments.
"Dude, that tomato soup/burrito lunch combo generated an industrial case of boxer spackle for me during the afternoon meeting."

"Melinda and I broke up. She stayed with me last weekend, and ran around with just my boxers on. After she left, I discovered she's Boxer Spackled my favorite Batman Underoos."
by boppa23 November 19, 2011
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Jiggle Chub

1. (noun) An erection inspired by the jiggling puppies of a particularly well endowed young lady. (Most normally associated with public transit)

2. (noun) Code for an erection caused by clandestinely watching a stunning rack of tits jiggle.

3. (verb) When an amply endowed young woman seeks to actively encourage her boobies to move and jiggle in response to the movement of a vehicle, horse, trampoline or earthquake.
1. "I caught a jiggle chub watching Gretchen's globes bounce on the bus. I had to wait an extra 43 stops before I could stand up."

2. When she realized Bobby was watching, Amy put her arm over the back of the seat, arched her back a little and fired off a salvo of jiggle chum at him.
by boppa23 July 20, 2011
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Duke Rider

(aka Duke, The Duke, Ernie "Duke' Rider, The Perfect Body, Amway sellin’ fertilizer spewer, ER)

Fictitious compilation of all the (male) characteristics of the contemporary USAF Lifer/Maggot.

1. Self-anointed
2. Unrepentant
3. All show...no go
4. Fiendishly arrogant

Usually found pouring coffee for higher ranking NCOs at the NCO Club.
The breathing definition of authoritarian-screaming management.
Replaces technical competence with shiny boots and buckles.
Displays all awards (both real and self-awarded) on his 'I-Love-Me' wall.
Underwent successful surgery for removal any form of self-effacing.
Never saw combat, but talks the talk.
Known to brag of having been “blessed with the perfect body.”
Known to "water the eyes" of true warriors.
Self-proclaimed 'leader of tomorrow's aerospace team.'
Designs and awards engraved trophies, pen/pencil sets to himself.
Renown for his 'pounding' tactics/techniques on WAF operational systems.
Known for his undying effort to overcome what Mommy thought of him.
Sole supporter of L.E.White & Sons Engraving.
It's going to be a tough mission, men. Some of you won't come back. Just remember, when the going gets tough, we have Duke Rider back at the club pouring coffee and watering eyes. Make the maggot proud!

Damn, the new First Sergeant has Duke Rider written all over him!

Shit! Sgt Jones just went all Duke Rider on the new guy.
by boppa23 June 10, 2011
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Yaki-Klan

Illiterate, acutely inbred resident of Yakima, Washington, who preaches immigration reform and white supremacy. Known locally as ICEMAN. (intimate friends call him “Poonie” or “PoonBoy”) Self-anointed super hero. Has developed a large following in the State Penitentiary system, given his enthusiastic approach to Salad Tossing.
"Damn, dawg, my sister's husband went all Yaki-Klan on our neighbor yesterday."

"I'm sorry, Ms Smith. I didn't do my homework, because my Dad was giving us our weekly Yaki-Klan lessons."

"BettyLou, you need to stay away from him. He get's all Yaki-Klan when he gets excited. Pretty scary."

"Please excuse my son's absence, yesterday. He was getting fitted for his new Yaki-Klan sheet."
by boppa23 June 9, 2011
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tap the tent

(verb) masturbating at night, in a tent, while camping.
"Dude, after three days in the woods, you gotta know I that more than once, I'd tap the tent.
by boppa23 February 3, 2018
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