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Yakima Yak-off

To pose as a Immigration Officer wannabe. Self described as "I.C.E.M.A.N." the enforcer of all immigration laws. Known locally as "PoonBoy."
Dude's Yakima Yak-off posin' like a big dog...
by boppa23 April 28, 2011
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PoonBoy

Self-proclaimed and anointed anonymous enforcer of unpopular/racist laws. Usually associated with low self-esteem, bed-wetting and chronic masturbation.
Word on the street is some new PoonBoy's making waves.
by boppa23 April 28, 2011
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Austin, Nevada

Located geographically in the middle of the state, Austin is a loose collection of single-wide trailers, unrepentant basketball junkies and unpaved streets. The product of generations of inbreeding, the main focus of the community is high school sports and cheap alcohol. The community has produced several better than average high school athletes, and an incredibly short list of college graduates.
The former home of the dazzling Linda Swafford.
I think I'm gonna go Austin, Nevada on my cousin, BettyJean
by boppa23 May 1, 2011
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Yakitude

1. (adj) a misplaced and incorrect attitude of superiority.
2. (adj) of, or pertaining to, an the incorrect belief in one's superior abilities.
3. (verb) treating others as serfs, chattel, or underlings.
She went all Yakitude on me, so I left her at the bar.
by boppa23 May 2, 2011
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YakiPoon

1. (noun) a person who sees themselves as the savior of a grateful nation concerning all matters of immigration.


2. (noun) Yakima’s one-man DHS, the seldom revered/never feared ICEMAN

3. (verb) to verbally abuse—always from a position of anonymity—members of another race, gender or sexual orientation.

4. (verb) to attempt to incite riots/revolutions/garage sale boycotts against anyone who differs in the slightest from the inciters’ perspective of normalcy.

5. (adj) any person with a barely measurable IQ, who lets Team Limbaugh/Dobbs do the thinking for them.
Damn, when she learned that my great-great grand mother was a quarter Jamician, she went all YakiPoon on me.
by boppa23 May 25, 2011
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Yaki-Klan

Illiterate, acutely inbred resident of Yakima, Washington, who preaches immigration reform and white supremacy. Known locally as ICEMAN. (intimate friends call him “Poonie” or “PoonBoy”) Self-anointed super hero. Has developed a large following in the State Penitentiary system, given his enthusiastic approach to Salad Tossing.
"Damn, dawg, my sister's husband went all Yaki-Klan on our neighbor yesterday."

"I'm sorry, Ms Smith. I didn't do my homework, because my Dad was giving us our weekly Yaki-Klan lessons."

"BettyLou, you need to stay away from him. He get's all Yaki-Klan when he gets excited. Pretty scary."

"Please excuse my son's absence, yesterday. He was getting fitted for his new Yaki-Klan sheet."
by boppa23 June 9, 2011
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Duke Rider

(aka Duke, The Duke, Ernie "Duke' Rider, The Perfect Body, Amway sellin’ fertilizer spewer, ER)

Fictitious compilation of all the (male) characteristics of the contemporary USAF Lifer/Maggot.

1. Self-anointed
2. Unrepentant
3. All show...no go
4. Fiendishly arrogant

Usually found pouring coffee for higher ranking NCOs at the NCO Club.
The breathing definition of authoritarian-screaming management.
Replaces technical competence with shiny boots and buckles.
Displays all awards (both real and self-awarded) on his 'I-Love-Me' wall.
Underwent successful surgery for removal any form of self-effacing.
Never saw combat, but talks the talk.
Known to brag of having been “blessed with the perfect body.”
Known to "water the eyes" of true warriors.
Self-proclaimed 'leader of tomorrow's aerospace team.'
Designs and awards engraved trophies, pen/pencil sets to himself.
Renown for his 'pounding' tactics/techniques on WAF operational systems.
Known for his undying effort to overcome what Mommy thought of him.
Sole supporter of L.E.White & Sons Engraving.
It's going to be a tough mission, men. Some of you won't come back. Just remember, when the going gets tough, we have Duke Rider back at the club pouring coffee and watering eyes. Make the maggot proud!

Damn, the new First Sergeant has Duke Rider written all over him!

Shit! Sgt Jones just went all Duke Rider on the new guy.
by boppa23 June 10, 2011
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