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tap the tent

(verb) masturbating at night, in a tent, while camping.
"Dude, after three days in the woods, you gotta know I that more than once, I'd tap the tent.
by boppa23 February 3, 2018
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Boxer Spackle

(n) the fecal remnants of an exceptionally dazzling rectal eruption.

(v) to create a shotgun-like blast of gas, as evidenced by the presence of tangy, sticky poop-a-ledge on the rear of undergarments.
"Dude, that tomato soup/burrito lunch combo generated an industrial case of boxer spackle for me during the afternoon meeting."

"Melinda and I broke up. She stayed with me last weekend, and ran around with just my boxers on. After she left, I discovered she's Boxer Spackled my favorite Batman Underoos."
by boppa23 November 19, 2011
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Step-sister-sticker

Step-sister-sticker

(noun)A young man who is boinkin’ his stepsister.

(verb) to pound your stepsister into the mattress.

(verb) to fill every orifice of a stepsister at every available occasion.
Damn, man, you seen Tony? He's lost over 50 pounds on his new step-sister-sticker diet.

“Dude, I’m beat. I pulled off a 4 hour stepsister-sticker with Jasmin last night.”

“Man, I’d like to ask her out, but that big bastard over there is her stepsister-sticker.
by boppa23 October 7, 2011
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Duke Rider

Code name used by US Air Force enlisted members to identify a particularly unpleasant fellow Aerospace Team member. Duke Rider characteristics include, but are not limited to, blatant and transparent self-promotion, loud, pretentious behavior employed to bring attention to one's self, over-zealous enforcement to obscure regulations, full-contact sucking up to higher ranking members.

The Dukes are known to design and award themselves awards/trophies/pen and pencil sets, each with their name prominently displayed.

The Dukes frequent the NCO Club, and hover around, pouring coffee for any higher ranking NCOs.

The Dukes spend more on their pristine uniforms than on their children's welfare.

The Dukes personify the USAF tradition of "All show- no go."

The Dukes have never heard a weapon fired in anger, but have an endless supply of war stories.
Dude, I just met the new First Sergeant.... he's full on Duke Rider.

You know, Sergeant Burton was an OK dude until he got promoted. Now, he's all Duke Rider and shit.

Man, you should have seen it. Two of the new guys in maintenance are trying to out-Duke Rider each other.

I've decided to get out and do the civilian thing. Yesterday morning, I looked at myself and, Dude, I'm telling you, I saw my Duke Rider training wheels in the mirror. I'm outta here!
by boppa23 September 23, 2011
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Slick Pickle

1. (noun) an unsheathed Johnson workin' over the poonie.

2. (verb) the act of prolonged humpage without any prophylactic coverage.
1. (n) "Ladies, although the Slick Pickle may bring you more pleasure, you need to know that it is the number one cause of babies."

2. (v) "Girl, when he told me he didn't have any condoms, I told him to Slick Pickle me...right-damn-now."
by boppa23 July 22, 2011
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SlickyDawg

1. (noun) A dude who starts the hump with a condom, then skillfully discards it mid-hump, without telling the humpee.

2. (v) To skillfully and secretly remove the condom from the biddness during a prolonged hump-fest.
1. (n)"Girl, that D'wane is a SlickyDawg. That's how I got this belly-bump."

2.(v) "Dude, I hates rubbers. I start the game with one, then go all SlickyDawg on them, about at the top of the second inning."
by boppa23 July 22, 2011
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Jiggle Chub

1. (noun) An erection inspired by the jiggling puppies of a particularly well endowed young lady. (Most normally associated with public transit)

2. (noun) Code for an erection caused by clandestinely watching a stunning rack of tits jiggle.

3. (verb) When an amply endowed young woman seeks to actively encourage her boobies to move and jiggle in response to the movement of a vehicle, horse, trampoline or earthquake.
1. "I caught a jiggle chub watching Gretchen's globes bounce on the bus. I had to wait an extra 43 stops before I could stand up."

2. When she realized Bobby was watching, Amy put her arm over the back of the seat, arched her back a little and fired off a salvo of jiggle chum at him.
by boppa23 July 20, 2011
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