dickadoodle 

the design a male's cum makes when ejaculated onto one's body.

"That's an awesome dickadoodle !!"

dickadoodle by angelchick December 12, 2006

dickerdoodle 

A cookie in the shape of a penis. Has received the most notoriety on Penny Arcade with a yearly contest in where individuals are encouraged to post pictures of creating/enjoying the pastry.

Can also mean two or more men in a spa

These dickerdoodles are delicious!

No I don't want to get into the spa with you, it'll be like we are making dickerdoodle soup!

dickerdoodle by ezdu March 13, 2010

Dickdoodlesville

A place where Projects pile up but nothing ever gets done

As Mayor of Dickdoodlesville Teebags spent most of his time Procrasturbating rather than getting any real work done

Dickdoodlesville by Birdy604 October 14, 2021

dilkadoodle 

Someone who is funny and always can make you laugh

“Omg stop making me laugh I just spit out my water your such a dilkadoodle!”

dilkadoodle by I don’t even know dude February 28, 2021

SickaDoodles 

The ultimate and final-straw mixed breed dog.

"Oh, what aDORable puppies!"

"Aren't they?! We got them from the world's only breeder, in Baise-mon-Cul, Quebec. Twelve year waiting list, and you don't want to know what they cost. But. These dogs rank number one in temperament, intelligence, musical aptitude and table manners, superior to every other breed recognized by the AKC. Superb with kids, cats and tout les chien avec d'argent."

"That's so charming! And they're... no, please, let me guess. Umm... SickaDoodles! Am I right?! Totally SickaDoodles."

SickaDoodles by Monkey's Dad October 1, 2023

Dickdoodling 

Used to refer to someone else's procrastination, usually accompanied by other vulgarities. A combination of dicking around, or engaging in pointless activity, and doodling, which is a specific pointless activity.

Hey asshole, quit dickdoodling and start studying for your exam!

Dickdoodling by Yosemitic July 18, 2009

dickerdoodle 

v. To waste time on nonessential hobbies or interests. Usually in the presence of other people, ignoring them. In general to screw around.

Frequently used in the present participle tense: dickerdoodling

n. Anything you want dickerdoodle to represent. Usually an object or food. Often used when one forgets the name of the object.

Verb:
Michael: "Hey Spence what do you think of my new Clark shoes?"
... no answer... Spence is playing on his new iPhone
Michael: "Spence STOP dickerdoodling on your new iPhone and look at my damn shoes!"

TBone: "Hey Spencer what are you doing today?"
Spence: "I'm just gonna dickerdoodle at home today."

Noun:
Michael: "Hey Mr. Al can you pass the dickerdoodle?" (pointing to the television remote)
Mr. Al: "No problem"

Sitting at Olive Garden waiting for a seat and the buzzer starts to vibrate.
Michael: "Oh shoot bud! Finally this dickerdoodle to going off!"

dickerdoodle by mjdavila October 1, 2010