dick'dad

A variation of dick'ead (scally way of saying dickhead) where the dickhead in question acts in a father like manner where they do things such as keeping their phones in cases or calling a ps2 a gameboy

Seun:I got a txt message, better take my phone out of my case and read it
Scally: Ey, what r u doing dick'dad, u are a worser horror

by Gwambi Majambi October 23, 2005

Dad dick

That one time you saw your dads dick when you were a little kid like walking in on him in the bathroom and everybody knows that shit was huge

"Dude when I was a kid I walked in on my parents fucking"
"For real"
"Yeah bro that shit was nasty but damn he had that dad dick"

by IMPULS3HAWK June 26, 2019

Dad Dick

Utter and complete domination, physically or mentally.

LeBron James just Dad Dicked the fuck out Stephon Curry.

See, Game 6, 4th qtr with 4:32 remaining of the 2016 NBA finals .

by AdonisM3 June 8, 2018

Dad Dick

1) only after years of intense training amd experience a man has mastered the art of sex.
2) going through 2nd puberty, a man's penis has gained more girth.

Accomplishing both, not just one, will give a man the status of having a "dad dick."

"Girl, the guy who took me home had some dad dick on him."

by MrClydesdale April 8, 2018

Rather Dick Ma Dad

For everytime someone suggests something you see as totally pointless, or you just cba with (eg Fuck That).

Can also be referred to if a friend thinks some birds hot, when she's clearly a munter.

dude 1: "Yo check out the gyal dem!"

dude 2: "Rather Dick Ma Dad."

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"Another essay for uni you say?... i'd rather dick ma dad."

by tipzyross November 3, 2009

dad dick

That experienced penis that can only be obtained through countless sessions of the same old with his wife. Ex: I fucked that girl so hard last night I gave her that dad dick.

Hey baby you want that same douche dick or you want to try out that dad dick tonight!!!!

by daddicj October 13, 2013

Dad Dick

Upon witnessing a live vaginal birth of your first child and seeing the mangled mess that is the vagina you’re married to your brain triggers a rush of blood to your dick instantly increasing the size and girth up to 200%. In other words, C-sections have been effectively shrinking Dad Dicks since the late 80s early 90s.

Look at that dudes fat hog. He must be a father.

Dad dicks are just bigger. It’s science

by Commander Shiftain August 28, 2019