DickDark

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One of a line of home-made coloring concoctions used to re-color or 'touch up' the coloring of an overused penis. Discoloration, or the wearing off of the natural joint color is sometimes known to happen to hyper-sexually active males.

Popular hues include Dick Dark, Weenie White, Pee-Pee Pink, and Tool Tan.

I slop on some DickDark or Weenie White a couple times a week so the ladies don't know I pitch for the other team.

Bobby's been usin' a butt load of DickDark to shine up his biddness.

DickDark by boppa23 June 11, 2011

Words you can keep

dickdar

(verb)DIK-dar: A swift, straight legged, pointed-toed kick to the penis. Originated in a trailer park in sterling heights, MI, from a man known as Cheif,AKA Shevyky, cheifkadog, tonk, etc.

(excam.)DIK-dar: used to show extreme exictement,

(noun)an offensive word to call your friend when youre mad

"If you dont shut up your gonna get dickdared" (v)
"DICKDAAAAR" (ex)
"Why are you bieng such a dickdar today" (n)

dickdar by Theo-droskis B April 12, 2008

Related Words

DickDark • dickdar • Dickmark • dickdork • Dickmarkel • dick darts • Dick Park • Dick Parker • dick dacks • dick dacking

Dickmark

The bruise that results from dick-whipping someone; generally seen on the face.

He pulled out, busted a nut on her chin and dick-whipped her so hard it left a dickmark that lasted for five days.

Dickmark by aceface April 15, 2004

Dickdar

The ability to guess a man's penis size after spending a few minutes with him.

Basically like a gaydar but with penis size.

Janet: Ooh he's packing heat, I just know it!
Emily: How can you tell that?
Janet: My dickdar. He totally has the personality of someone who is at least 7.5 inches.

Dickdar by TQ. November 17, 2009

Dickmark

A person who does not understand basic symbols. He often confuses himself that checkbox is the same as tick mark.

Jakub, for the last time, this symbol is checkbox and not a tick mark, please can you stop being such a dickmark about it?

Dickmark by Vikingerman January 7, 2021

Dickmark

A burnmark which appears on your penis when you're giving a girl anal and she farts all over your cock (usually quite a wet fart too, m'lord).

Man: The dickmark won't wash off.
Woman: Perhaps I should cut back on the beans?
Man: IT WOULD SEEM APPROPRIATE!

Dickmark by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

dickdar

the organ that many men use to find "hot" chicks and spit game w/ the hopes of gettin some pussy. Many times the dickdar replaces usage of the brain.

This ass muncher whipped out his dickdar and started thinkin w/ that when he asked me to be his next wife.

dickdar by k80corn April 29, 2011

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026