dickcream 

www.dickcream.com is the greatest funny website ever.

"Ted Check our the new dick cream"

dickcream by Ben March 23, 2005

Dickpreaching 

The act of self-praise in an argument after making a statement or retort.

Common logical fallacy among the Baby Boomer generation as it is typically used among elders to validate their own points to younger people in a condescending matter.

(Also spelled “Dick Preaching”.)

An example of dickpreaching:

Uncle Vern: “I can’t believe the liberals just announced they’re raising the minimum wage, unbelievable.”

His Nephew: “Considering how the prices of necessities have inflated, I think this is for the best.”

Uncle Vern: “Then you’re going to get taxed more. ‘Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.’ Might as well drop the mic with that one.”

His Nephew: “Quit your dickpreaching, Uncle Vern. I would never say that because you’re not making a rational argument.”

The specific line of dickpreaching in this context is Uncle Vern himself saying “Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.” on behalf of his nephew who still does not agree with him.

Dickpreaching by The Big OOMF April 20, 2021

Dick Cream Cone 

When A huge penis is covered in ice cream dipped in chocolate and sprinkled with nuts!

Kiersten : Wow I hope the Indians win the game looks like they have a strong lead.
Chad : Yeah me too hey isn't that Steve over there I thought I scheduled him to work this weekend?
Kiersten : It looks like he's having a Dick Cream Cone I need to make a video and put it on social media!
Chad : Good idea that will teach him for calling into work sick God he looks like such a faggot!
Kiersten : Hey Steve smile oh and by the way there's a dick in your mouth!
Steve : Oh Shit!
Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!

Dick Cream Cone by SlopNChop February 22, 2017

dickcember

A month after No Nut November meaning that during the month of December, all month you will be getting dick wether guys like it or not. It’s like a reward for the guys that did No Nut November, so females are obligated to reward their man.

Jack: no nut November is over... you know what comes next?
Daniela: what?
Jack: dickcember *winks*

dickcember by Iiris November 29, 2018

Dickbeam 

1. adj. Not smart, one who acts like a complete idiot, has no friends.

2. n. A single, or group of people who are too scared to try on a condom

3. v. To get hit by a baseball, Hit by a pitch

1. That guy over there acts like a total dickbeam

3. Watch out! He almost got dickbeamed!

Dickbeam by Exca11 July 5, 2014

DickBread 

Say this in your class to make your teacher upset

Gavin: that’s some pretty nice dickbread
Teacher: go to in-house

DickBread by DickBread4Life April 22, 2019

Faggotron Dickbreath 

Your a faggot who sucks dick like a robot and your breath smells like dick

Geo is such a fucking Faggotron Dickbreath

Faggotron Dickbreath by Danyellacee November 5, 2018