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Dickpreaching
The act of self-praise in an argument after making a statement or retort.
Common logical fallacy among the Baby Boomer generation as it is typically used among elders to validate their own points to younger people in a condescending matter.
(Also spelled “Dick Preaching”.)
Common logical fallacy among the Baby Boomer generation as it is typically used among elders to validate their own points to younger people in a condescending matter.
(Also spelled “Dick Preaching”.)
An example of dickpreaching:
Uncle Vern: “I can’t believe the liberals just announced they’re raising the minimum wage, unbelievable.”
His Nephew: “Considering how the prices of necessities have inflated, I think this is for the best.”
Uncle Vern: “Then you’re going to get taxed more. ‘Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.’ Might as well drop the mic with that one.”
His Nephew: “Quit your dickpreaching, Uncle Vern. I would never say that because you’re not making a rational argument.”
The specific line of dickpreaching in this context is Uncle Vern himself saying “Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.” on behalf of his nephew who still does not agree with him.
Uncle Vern: “I can’t believe the liberals just announced they’re raising the minimum wage, unbelievable.”
His Nephew: “Considering how the prices of necessities have inflated, I think this is for the best.”
Uncle Vern: “Then you’re going to get taxed more. ‘Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.’ Might as well drop the mic with that one.”
His Nephew: “Quit your dickpreaching, Uncle Vern. I would never say that because you’re not making a rational argument.”
The specific line of dickpreaching in this context is Uncle Vern himself saying “Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.” on behalf of his nephew who still does not agree with him.
Dickpreaching by The Big OOMF April 20, 2021
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Chad : Yeah me too hey isn't that Steve over there I thought I scheduled him to work this weekend?
Kiersten : It looks like he's having a Dick Cream Cone I need to make a video and put it on social media!
Chad : Good idea that will teach him for calling into work sick God he looks like such a faggot!
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Steve : Oh Shit!
Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!
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Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!
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