DickBread

Say this in your class to make your teacher upset

Gavin: that’s some pretty nice dickbread
Teacher: go to in-house

by DickBread4Life April 22, 2019

dickbread

mold like substance that can be found on male genitalia after sexual intercourse, caused by the mixture of semen and vaginal secretions

Dude, you totally lick dickbread

by DaveMyncham December 19, 2004

psychological dickhead

Someone who makes a situation unnecessarily stressful or inconvenient in a manner that benefits nobody. Often includes usage of emotionally manipulative tactics such as gaslighting, moving the goalposts, and guilt-tripping.

P1: "If you don't buy this off me I'll burn it all."
P2: "What is the point of doing that? Just give it to me."
P1: "Nope, $600, take it or leave it."
P2: "Oh my god, you're such a psychological dickhead."

by underscore_pain October 21, 2020

Dickheaded bastard

Someone who is a bit of a knobhead to others for no reason.

"You know that cunt that always does stupid shit for no reason"

"Yeah? Hes a right dickheaded bastard"

by BigdickLJ January 30, 2021

Dickhead Mission

Used when asked to do something stupid...

James ride to the store for me on your bike

No its raining outside, you ain't about to send me on no dickhead mission

by shawba August 19, 2009

Total Dickhead Event

Total Dickhead Event: a public drunken stupor so embarrassing, humiliating, and utterly mortifying as to convince the most hardend boozer to giving up the drink.

“I’ve been on the wagon since my Total Dickhead Event at Meghan and Harry’s wedding.”

by Superchuck September 6, 2018

Backdoor, Dickhead

Philly slang for "Please open the Backdoor of the bus, bus driver". often used by teenagers and impatient adults when getting off of the bus

Philly Septa

Teenage Passenger: BACKDOOR, DICKHEAD!!!
Bus Driver: alright. here you go

by nintengeek March 14, 2019