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1. adj. Not smart, one who acts like a complete idiot, has no friends.

2. n. A single, or group of people who are too scared to try on a condom

3. v. To get hit by a baseball, Hit by a pitch
1. That guy over there acts like a total dickbeam

3. Watch out! He almost got dickbeamed!
by Exca11 July 05, 2014
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