Dickbeam 

1. adj. Not smart, one who acts like a complete idiot, has no friends.

2. n. A single, or group of people who are too scared to try on a condom

3. v. To get hit by a baseball, Hit by a pitch

1. That guy over there acts like a total dickbeam

3. Watch out! He almost got dickbeamed!

Dickbeam by Exca11 July 5, 2014

dickbeaters 

hands (male)

Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!

dickbeaters by The Sarge November 14, 2003

dickbeater 

The hand of one who beats off.

Keep your dickbeaters off of my sandwich.

dickbeater by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003

Dickbeard

1. Pubic hair.
2. Excessive pubic hair.
3. Pubic hair tailored and groomed to become a sort of long beard.
4. Sticky, cum-slathered pubic hair.

1. My dickbeard is gonna need a trim soon.
2. Damn your dickbeard is messy! Ever comb it?
3. My dickbeard is two feet long, beat that, idiot.
4. My girl had a dickbeard when I got done with her last week!

Dickbeard by Tom Warwick October 25, 2007

Dickbeater 

Someone commanding such unsubstantiated levels of uselessness that their presence serves no purpose furthering the goal at hand.

Chris, Can you get these dickbeaters out of the way so we can do our work?

Dickbeater by Falling Down January 14, 2016

Dickbeater 

1. Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004

Dickbeater by Gabo, de la Guerra October 26, 2004

dickbeaters 

dickbeaters(plural)

A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.

dickbeater(singular)

A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.

Johnnies dickbeaters were slippery from the KY and he dropped the remote.(plural)

Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)

Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)

Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)

dickbeaters by FYGITA July 21, 2009