dickchute

Dickchuting someone is when they are in the middle of big encouraging, exciting speech and another person comes in and ruins it by farting, belching, or otherwise derailing the happy feelings.

Brian was introducing the exciting new app when Randy raised his hand and asked why it wasn't working. Randy dickchuted Brian.

Brian smacked Randy and said, "Don't be a dickchute."

by jjust17 October 17, 2013

Dickhater

The worse possible insult someone could have called you, but 10x worse.

"Felicia stole my fruit snack, shes such a dickhater"

by toa_of_coffee February 8, 2018

dirtchute

(1.) Not simply the evacuation route for the common deuce but also with some "oppositional irony" (2.) the entry point for the male and prosthetic penis (e.g., jelly cock) -- usually during man-on-man intercourse, and at that, when the recipient is being referred to by the other(s) as "Shirley."

The burly, hairy inmate pumped the white collar criminal in the dirtchute -- "Take it, Shirley," he said -- to the applause of the other inmates in the penitentiary laundry facilities.

by NiraMillson June 21, 2010

Dickchucker

When a girl throws a dildo into a large crowd at a party.

Bro 1: Dude, did you see Cathy last night with that dildo?

Bro 2: yeah, she's such a dickchucker.

by Quantanium May 15, 2014

dickcheeseaholic

one who can not get enough of dickcheese. usually polish in descent and named pablo.

I need to stop with all this dickcheese because I think I am a dickcheeseaholic.
Betty was admitted into rehab because she was a dickcheeseaholic and her dad was getting tired of it.

by beauner November 29, 2004

dickcited

Excited for dick

I can't wait to go out tonight, I'm so dickcited!

by Tizzle Bone April 18, 2017

dickcheese

Smegma; white buildup on the head of a penis

"Camambert, Wednesleydale, Dickcheese"

by - August 4, 2002