dickcel

A dickcel is a type of incel that struggles to get laid due to having an extremely small penis.

I would never fuck that dickcel loser

by this_is_a_username_69 June 30, 2022

Dickbelief

1) High self-esteem, whether justified or otherwise, leading one to score with the ladies

2) Cocky sexual attitude; to be certain one is going to get laid

Example:

Friend 1: "Man, I can't believe Joe is talking to that girl. She's way out of his league."

Friend 2: "Yeah, he's in utter dickbelief!"

3) A newly-found faith in a friend previously thought to be a loser; being impressed by a friend's sexual conquests.

Example:

Friend 1: "Wow! Did you hear Joey took those two girls home from the club and had a threesome all night?!"

Friend 2: "Yeah. He's restored my dickbelief in him..."

Friend 1: "I guess I'm a dickbeliever, too! What a lucky bastard!"

1) After three crown and cokes, Nick gained a bit of dickbelief and flirted with the sorority sluts.

2) After Morty scored with that bombshell, I was in dickbelief.

See also: Dickbeliever ; Romeovernight

by Dick Vendor November 15, 2011

Dickbeliever

1) One who is confident with the other sex

2) One who is impressed by a friend's sexual conquests or prowess

3) A girl who will believe anything a man says

1) "Man, Stanley sure is a dickbeliever! Look at him flirting with the WHOLE cheerleading squad!"

2) "Stanley's recent string of one-night-stands has made a real dickbeliever out of me!"

3) So, even though Sara saw him getting blown by her sister, she is still convinced he's in love with her! What a dickbeliever!

by Dick Vendor November 15, 2011

Dickellectual

A man or woman who is intelligent but only in dick form

First dude-“Bro my mamas just cheated on me”
Other dude -“man she’s a Dickellectual“

by 12inchesisafeet April 3, 2020

dickelshplink

An easy and polite way to call someone a dick.

you little dickelshplink boy

by El is awesome! April 18, 2018

dickcellence

The act of demonstrating excellence with your dick.

Did you see hear about how long Derek plowed that chick for? That was a demo of some serious dickcellence.

by iamdalehearmeroar October 25, 2010

dickelodeon

A Term for calling Nickelodeon when they get rid of your favorite cartoon classics.

They're such a dickelodeon when they do that!

by lolmaster444 June 2, 2018