A Narcissistic player who promises to be exclusive to his trusting, empathetic girl friend and then paints his nails black for his best friends ex and her friend, Loses his virginity to them.
Stanley is doing his rounds. Narcissism at its peak people !!
by Youbrokemytrustchen19 December 5, 2021
Stanley the most calmest cuttest sweetest nicest funniest guy you'll ever meet. He knows how to treat and look out or take care of best friends and people.He's talented with what he does and a bit weird. You can trust him with everything and he'll help you out as much as possble. He's one of those ppl you just want to be bestfriends with him and soemtimes he doesnt know wat he's doing. Take me word he's the best hugger out there and loves to cuddle. He always goes out with friends but always makes sure he has time for someone he likes. He acts stupid in the funiest ways. His hair is so amazing like you just want iht ppl love touchin it and cant stop loving it take my word for it. If you meet him your one of the luckiest persons out there even though you think he's shy and quiet and wont talk or sumdum shyt he did to you. you wont regret having him if you come across one of him make sure you never lets go he's amazing just make sure its the rite Stanley
Wat the efff r u doin stanley. Stanley: nutin calm down be chill jeez
A guy who follows the rules and breaks the rules. How does he do both? I don’t know.
There once was a man named Stanley, who people considered so manly, but the truth must be told, he was not very old, and was particularly quite gangly.
What he liked most was pushing buttons, he pushed them like some sort of glutton, he did it all day, in a meaningful way, but his brain had long since ceased to function
Which is why he is in this parable, and lives an existence quite terrible, and if you aren’t so strong, and you keep playing along, you too will become quite unbearable, yes you to will become quite unbearable...........
by ThatOneHumann March 2, 2019
The kind of guy to use misogyny and racism as a cover for his secretly sweet personality and massive penis. He will steal your girl, and your guy too. Has no game.
"Damn you know Stanley?"
"Yeah bro, he fucked my girl last night"
by Digley July 11, 2021
A fatass 12 year old fucker. he looks like a boulder. everytime he jumps a earthquake happens . level frkin 9. his butt is always out and my eyes b hurtin. If he runs at you, it's game over.

Also an amazing goalie. Nobody getting through him.
*stanley playing football* *every1* OH SHIT STOP!!! RUN $ UR LIFe . *Stanley jumps to intercept the ball.*
Everyone: GET DOWN!!!
*10 hours later*
" This is CNN breaking News. a middle school was mysteriously destroyed by a presumed building failure. Authorities are very confused as to why witnesses were saying kids were screaming" u fat ass bitch". We update you on progress as the day goes on."
by 69stanley69 January 9, 2020
A person who has an amazing personality.which also shows a great interest in music mostly singing.This is also the type of person to hang out with girls and date.he has a great use of negative to turn it into positive.hes also the type of person to be successful in his music.He tends to hide his personal life and upcoming music projects which he will only share with his loved one.he also has a tendency to make people laugh mostly girls.if your ever around Stanley talk to him he might remember you in a couple of years.
Girls Stanley music career successful amazing life singing loved
by UrbanXdictionary March 6, 2018