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dickclown 

Someone who fucks you over, often at work as well as just in life and finds great joy in it. Often leaves a situation completely fucked over and runs away laughing. Also a verb meaning to fuck someone's shit up.
That smiling ass Gary thought it would be great to leave a pile of work for me to do on my desk on Friday right before the end of the day. What a dickclown!

Kary dickclowned me today by throwing everything on my desk in the air and laughing hysterically.
dickclown by Javier McCoy March 21, 2011
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dickclown 

the perfect word to describe a male that leaves you heartbroken-you know the one. out of the blue just fucks you over. a real shithead.
Jane really thought Joe was the one, turns out he was a dickclown.
The majestic dicked down after glow, a girl shines bright like a diamond.
Friend points out, "Yoooo you see that girl over there she looks like she has that dicked down after shine.."

Homie responds, "oh I see it! I think what you mean is she has that 'dicklow'.. that dicked down after glow!!!!"

Friend "yassssssss."
Dicklow by Wolfany May 3, 2017

Dicktown, USA 

A town that is imagined to be a type of super-magnet for attractive men who want to fuck at the drop of a hat.
My dear, there’s something about driving all the way out to Dicktown, USA to increase our chances of having a lot of hot, red-blooded American, faceless sex that just strikes me as sensible!
Dicktown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

dickslowed 

You're driving your car and making good time and then you pull up behind someone going really slow and you can't pass. You just got dickslowed.
Sorry, I got dickslowed on my way over here.
dickslowed by westcherry October 1, 2016

Dickdown Countdown 

A small and limited period of time where one engages in as much sexual contact with as many partners as possible.
I'm leaving the country in a month so I am going on a dickdown countdown.

dickdown 

To fuck the shit out of someone in the vagina, anus or mouth. This usually refers to a well endowed guy but can also describe a guy with an average to small penis that can just put it down adequately. It does not matter what gender one is male, female or tranny, anyone can get dickeddown.
Tyrone came by last night to dickdown a bitch accordingly. He know he can dick a bitch down anytime he so desires.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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