(n.) The act of taking that special lady (or man) you like out on a sunny afternoon with a basket of delectable treats, a bottle of red wine of moderate vintage, and of course the key ingredient: your dick. Which you will then proceed to give them rapturously and passionately for the remainder of the afternoon and/or evening.
GUY 1: Hey man, I heard you were talking to that new girl. Are you two doing anything this weekend?
GUY 2: Yeah dude, I'm gonna take that bitch to the park for a dick-nic.
GUY 1 and GUY 2: *High-Five*
GUY 2: Yeah dude, I'm gonna take that bitch to the park for a dick-nic.
GUY 1 and GUY 2: *High-Five*
by themilkchugger October 18, 2011

by KMc12 September 26, 2015

NIC DICK, When one is nicing (nicking) out and can't get hard or the little soldier dies and falls down.
My boy Corey got Nic dick last week his junk was not being friendly that day. It was like he had erectile disfunction.
by gropey stopey December 27, 2018

Similar to whiskey dick, where you can’t get the lil man up, but with nicotine most likely coming from a vape.
Frat 1-“She’s down to smash bro”
Frat 2-“dude I’ve been hitting my juul all night I can’t fuck her I have Nic Dick”
Frat 2-“dude I’ve been hitting my juul all night I can’t fuck her I have Nic Dick”
by GrooVphantom May 26, 2018

When you get a nicotine high or "dome" usually from a vaping device, and immediately get an erection.
by Slaughter your Daughter October 08, 2018

by Ashton kusher June 23, 2020

by h3rb June 10, 2022
