dick-nickel

Spare change solely swinging in your pocket, occationally bumping into or caressing your penis head. Normally a nickel due to its relative size and weight.

OR
A phrase used to describe the feeling of having no intention on giving someone money.

"Hey, i got this booger."
"And..?"
"Well how much do you think it's worth?"
"Psh...i'll give you a dick-nickel for it."
"Sold!"

dick-nickel by Dabbasaurus August 11, 2016

nickel dick 

Someone who is very cheap.

That dude is such a nickel dick he parks two miles away just to save a $ 1.00 parking fee.

nickel dick by Pedro Rodriguez February 26, 2005

Nickel Dick 

A dick/penis that is not worth a dime.

"How was your date last night, Joanne?" Asked Katie.

"It was horrible, he had a Nickel Dick." Joanne replied.

"Oh No! That must have been awful!" Katie exclaimed.

Nickel Dick by Rikian February 23, 2010

dick nickle 

a guys dick that aint worth shit

That dick nickle cant pickup shit.

dick nickle by dojomojo55 July 13, 2017

Dick Nickeler 

Someone who Nickels Dicks, usually by running Nickels across them in a rolling fashion.

Sometimes used as an insult, usually against women.

1: Hey babe, can you Nickel my Dick?

2: Shut up you dirty Dick Nickeler!

Dick Nickeler by DannyTrainsDubs January 25, 2023

dicknickle

like dick, dicknickle is an insulting term comparing a person to penis. While dick, stops at the mere comparison. Dicknickle goes further in assigning a scant monetary value, for added insult.

You fucking Dicknickle!

dicknickle by Pezzledik January 1, 2009

dicknickle

dicknickle
like dick, dicknickle is an insulting term comparing a person to penis. While dick, stops at the mere comparison. Dicknickle goes further in assigning a scant monetary value, for added insult.

You fucking Dicknickle!

dicknickle by Pezzledik August 15, 2007