dick-nickel

Spare change solely swinging in your pocket, occationally bumping into or caressing your penis head. Normally a nickel due to its relative size and weight.

OR
A phrase used to describe the feeling of having no intention on giving someone money.

"Hey, i got this booger."
"And..?"
"Well how much do you think it's worth?"
"Psh...i'll give you a dick-nickel for it."
"Sold!"

by Dabbasaurus August 11, 2016

nickel dick

Someone who is very cheap.

That dude is such a nickel dick he parks two miles away just to save a $ 1.00 parking fee.

by Pedro Rodriguez February 26, 2005

Nickel Dick

A dick/penis that is not worth a dime.

"How was your date last night, Joanne?" Asked Katie.

"It was horrible, he had a Nickel Dick." Joanne replied.

"Oh No! That must have been awful!" Katie exclaimed.

by Rikian February 23, 2010

dick nickle

a guys dick that aint worth shit

That dick nickle cant pickup shit.

by dojomojo55 July 13, 2017

Dick Nickeler

Someone who Nickels Dicks, usually by running Nickels across them in a rolling fashion.

Sometimes used as an insult, usually against women.

1: Hey babe, can you Nickel my Dick?

2: Shut up you dirty Dick Nickeler!

by DannyTrainsDubs January 25, 2023

dicknickle

like dick, dicknickle is an insulting term comparing a person to penis. While dick, stops at the mere comparison. Dicknickle goes further in assigning a scant monetary value, for added insult.

You fucking Dicknickle!

by Pezzledik January 1, 2009

dicknickle

dicknickle
like dick, dicknickle is an insulting term comparing a person to penis. While dick, stops at the mere comparison. Dicknickle goes further in assigning a scant monetary value, for added insult.

You fucking Dicknickle!

by Pezzledik August 15, 2007