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NIC DICK 

NIC DICK, When one is nicing (nicking) out and can't get hard or the little soldier dies and falls down.
My boy Corey got Nic dick last week his junk was not being friendly that day. It was like he had erectile disfunction.
NIC DICK by gropey stopey December 27, 2018

Nic Dick 

Similar to whiskey dick, where you can’t get the lil man up, but with nicotine most likely coming from a vape.
Frat 1-“She’s down to smash bro”

Frat 2-“dude I’ve been hitting my juul all night I can’t fuck her I have Nic Dick”
Nic Dick by GrooVphantom May 26, 2018

Nic Dick 

When you get a nicotine high or "dome" usually from a vaping device, and immediately get an erection.
"Bro when I first got my Juul, every time I got domed I'd get Nic Dick."

Nic dick 

When you take a hit from your device and immediately suck dick and blow out the smoke while sucking
Yo, my man just gave me some nic dick. It was amazing
Nic dick by Ashton kusher June 23, 2020

nic dick 

biohazard semen due to a nasty ass nic addiction. tastes like battery acid and will give u bv.
his shit was foul ik he got nic dick
nic dick by h3rb June 10, 2022

dick-nic 

(n.) The act of taking that special lady (or man) you like out on a sunny afternoon with a basket of delectable treats, a bottle of red wine of moderate vintage, and of course the key ingredient: your dick. Which you will then proceed to give them rapturously and passionately for the remainder of the afternoon and/or evening.
GUY 1: Hey man, I heard you were talking to that new girl. Are you two doing anything this weekend?

GUY 2: Yeah dude, I'm gonna take that bitch to the park for a dick-nic.

GUY 1 and GUY 2: *High-Five*
dick-nic by themilkchugger October 18, 2011
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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