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the rate in which one object penetrates another. The term is usually used when describing how fast a penis penetrates a vagina during sex, but can be used to describe any kind of penetration by one object into another.

I use a high dick speed when fucking my wife, but a low dick speed when dipping my bread sticks in pizza sauce.

dick speed by smendez May 4, 2010

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speed dick

the worst thing in the world. your penis looks as if it has taken a time machine back to when you were first born. yet you are really horny, but are scared to show it to women, because they might mistake it for a vienna sausage.

Right now i have been on a speed run since 10 o'clock in the morning (it is now 12:15 at night). I've been in ice cold ocean water, and my penis is smaller than ever, plus I cannot acheive an erection. my nuts have un-dropped. fuck speed dick.

speed dick by Joe Willy Namath February 21, 2009

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speed dick

When your penis shrinks whilst taking amphetamines. Long term use can make the effects permanent.

Yes permanent! If you suffer speed dick too many times it stays small forever!

speed dick by twat lover May 22, 2006

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speed dick

A penis, usually in a triangular shape drawn around the mouth of a drawing, charicter, or OC by a troll usually on a collaborative drawing site.

''Bro someone just speed dicked my drawing.''

speed dick by DickRick990 March 23, 2025

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speed dick

A mostly triangular shaped penis drawn by a troll around the mouth of an OC or charicter or drawing on a collaberative drawing site.

Bro my drawing just got speed dicked! I'm going to speed dick this motherfucker!

speed dick by DickRick990 March 28, 2025

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Light-Speed On My Dick

When you masturbate while on shrooms, and your hand moves to fast, causing you to see thousands of hands simultaneously jacking you off.

James: Oh man! I was jacking off on shrooms! and I looked at my dick! and it was... it was...

Farva: Light-speed on your dick?

James: Light-Speed On My Dick.

Light-Speed On My Dick by Iamfarva April 25, 2010

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Dick Seed

It's seed used to impregnate men. No refunds.

Yoooooo gimme some o dat sweet dick seed mannn

Dick Seed by Big Papa Arizona September 25, 2019

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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